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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOUOVED JUST LIKE EVERBODY ELSE DOES i am a martian from planet germany currently seeking susan( my shot gun).I have three peni( 2 not mine) and 1 buck( he's a killer) to my name. Please kill me! Anyone who agrees will get a nirvana t-shirt,an autobiography of george price, and a rare cover of the suicide song by big country. You will also get a free dead body to examine (im talking to you crazed rapists)and a quick screw (im talking to you morticians). my buck wont do it because he wants me to suffer after killing my family. HELP

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