User:Roger The Bum

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Eat up.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for the coolest guy I have ever met. Period. Congratulations.--Roger The Bum

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Killed in Action

This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

Spare a quarter?

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In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons

Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand

For Jesus Christ Ninjastar. –Isra1337

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[edit] What people say about Roger

“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Roger The Bum.”

~ Winston Churchill on Roger The Bum

“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Roger The Bum.”

~ John Milton on Roger The Bum

“All Your Base Are Belong To Roger.”

~ CATS on Roger

“Meh”

~ Some Guy on Roger