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edit A brief history
"Rocknrolltillthend" is a silly little crinklepop from the town of East Bumfuck. He was raised into a family of baboons, who quite effectively taught him the art of not being accepted into social normalcy. This aspect of his early life caused him to become a social hazard, flagrantly huffing kittens by the age of 5.
Having come into the world by means of asexual fission , "Rocknrolltillthend" was a crazy little fucker from the start. Vandalizing fisher-price toy cars and killing snakes became his pastimes by the age of 6, until he started going to elementary school. That shit fucked him up. "Rocknrolltillthend" was forced into taking minute doses of LSD by the time he was in the third grade, which was when the shit started hitting the fan. With a vague sense of reality to rely on, "Rocknrolltillthend" entered the fourth grade with a mind so contorted that all he could think about was the flapping jowls of a bloodhound in motion. This sort of thinking would not last long, however, as he managed to run away to Narnia at the start of his second semester.
"Rocknrolltillthend" drudged his way through his teenage years, listening to excessive amounts of Nirvana and sodapop. Wait... you can't listen to sodapop...
He now resides within a mental institution in the land of nod, broadcasting information such as this onto the interwebs. "Rocknrolltillthend" makes most of his money by stealing from hobos and busking on polka songs. He is now recognized as the first person to have tamed a grue.
As quite made quite apparent by this article, "Rocknrolltillthend" is somewhat obsessed with gif files.
edit lubricant lingerie
"Rocknrolltillthend" is a fantastical loony mayonnaise who likes to despair within the yogurt.
This silly man is the same one who managed to huff a full grown cat.
I LOVE YOU!
edit Some other businees to tend to
PLASTIC FUCKING BOOBIES!!!
edit GO HOME!
GO HOME, YOU FROTHY LITTLE PIMPLEPUS!!!
I swear to dog, when I evolve, Imma gonna kill you all...
Now, for the introduction of baffling incoherence and the youtuber of Turing machine.
Would salad be hairy? I would really bake to know. Long weekends at the tofu have haphazardly crystallized my drain cleaner.
Imma dark bachelor that recollected a rectum for a whole bunch of cartilages.
edit OK... back to common sense!