User:Robertodole

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I made this pic in paint, my first ever edited pic!
Hey People! My full name is Robertodole Shinitai L'Quanica!

edit Facts About Me

  • I exist
  • If you wanted to divide my first name into 2 names, it would be Roberto Dole, NOT Robert O'Dole
  • Your mom is my hoe
  • You didn't sleep with my mom, because my mom is a Ninja Pirate
  • I am a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Llama
  • I win. End of story

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(There are probably more I can't think of)

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See my talk page for more info on the golden shower and cookie!
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