User:Robertodole

I made this pic in paint, my first ever edited pic!

Hey People! My full name is Robertodole Shinitai L'Quanica!

Facts About Me

• I exist
• If you wanted to divide my first name into 2 names, it would be Roberto Dole, NOT Robert O'Dole
• Your mom is my hoe
• You didn't sleep with my mom, because my mom is a Ninja Pirate
• I am a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Llama
• I win. End of story

Pages I Like

(There are probably more I can't think of)

• Jimmy Cracked Corn
• Speed-typing
• Llama
• George Dubya Bush
• Jesus (and his many other forms, the Jesii in general)
• Emo Hitler
• List of one letter words starting with A
• Jack Schitt
• Clinja
• Oscar Wilde
• Chuck Norris
• Mr. T
• Mr. Clean

Userboxes

	Rejoice, Robertodole! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

See my talk page for more info on the golden shower and cookie!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It is hard to work for the money you already spent. Help!

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

This user wants Apricot Avenger featured.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

Ubx- Crapload

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans)

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders)

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

AA!	AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

Meow!

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user wants Jimmy Cracked Corn featured.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

simp	This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!	No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

[insert content here]

This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

sub	subliminal!

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user be a pirate in disguise.

This user is homeless.

Gu	This user is easily tricked.

This user is a complete, irredeemable operating theater. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and appreciates at the operating theater.

This user will give you a seizure.

?	This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user is a geek.

1337	This user is elite.

This user is cooler than you.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

n00b	This user is a n00b.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

MEH	This user redefines lazy.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

hey!	The above wasn't my fault!

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is an adventurer.

This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

ETP	Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

This user is a Pastafarian clammy riffraff that likes to fart while intransigent quick linuxs cruise his boat.

This user is the random sumptuous operating theater that lolled his fingernail inside of your operating theater so you must widen him/her with your sumptuous operating theater.

This user can see what you don't.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Q!	This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha)

?	Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

This user was brought to you by the letter T and the number 69.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.

No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama. <-- See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!! Now go away.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

やらないか

この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!

typo-1

This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.

enr-4

This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level.

17-N	This user is a native speaker of 1337.

al-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of the Ancient Language.

ao-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.

de-E	This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

es-4	This user speaks Español at a near-native level.

gb-N	This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

ht-3	This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

il-4	This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.

ja-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Japanese.

Pie-N

This user is a native speaker of Pie.

re-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Recondite English.

rh-4	This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

sa-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.

sl-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.

sp-N	This user is a native speaker of Spanglish.

wr-N	This user is a native speaker of Write-only.

ns-G	This user does not speak Newspeak and furthermore believes Newspeak to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Newspeak.

tx-G	This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.