User:Ric36

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Where am I? What type of site is this anyway? Where are the free peanuts? I am very confused.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease. Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is cooler than you.

Here is my pet monkey, Bobert.

Ok, now leave!

LEAVE!!!!!

Ok, you can stay if you want. Nevermind.