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|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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|This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.|
|Eeek!||This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.|
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| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.|
Ok, now leave!
Ok, you can stay if you want. Nevermind.