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Since this is an uncyclopedia, I'll just post fake info about myself. I play the bass guitar in a grunge band, I am a florist by day and I live in Wales. I absolutely hate Windows, and once took a sledgehammer to one. I own a pet snail called X-Poppy, I do laundry for my loser brother (Seamus! If you are reading this, get a freaking job!) I also predict the future...

Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
Buddychr This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
Unicorn small This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Finder This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
Code  Result  What links here  Description  
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Eu!naz1 This user supports the European Reich.

Heil Hitler!

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
610px-NGC Gamecube This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
Marijuana MY This user likes to smoke weed.
Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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