User:Rhonda
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Since this is an uncyclopedia, I'll just post fake info about myself. I play the bass guitar in a grunge band, I am a florist by day and I live in Wales. I absolutely hate Windows, and once took a sledgehammer to one. I own a pet snail called X-Poppy, I do laundry for my loser brother (Seamus! If you are reading this, get a freaking job!) I also predict the future...
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| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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| This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!
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| This user played the Xbox 360 till it got the RRoD, now plays a PS3 has lost his social life completely and thinks cod is a FPS not a fish NOTE:His PSNid is K*********s7* (HA try to work that one out!)
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Xbox 360 (derived from greek latin from X meaning pointless and box meaning box, so Xbox means pointless box) is microsofts second attempt at a gaming console as the name suggests it is the exact same as the Xbox but it's went around in a ciircle and done nothing at all! Mainly owned by Americans because of how their fat fingers can hold the the big ol' controller but sometimes the odd schoolboy may posses one.
The Xbox's most original feature that all owners get for free is the RRoD (Red Ring of Death not Running Round on Debris) despite meaning the console has died many 360 owners admire their RRoD and look at it enchanted by the mystical colour and perhaps having competitions to see whom can look at the light longest before the LED's run out thus meaning the 360 owners can brag about who had the longest RRoD
Notable 360 games are;
Halo 3
Gears of War
Halo 3
Gears of War 2
Halo 3: Special Edition (comes with more lag than the original)
And that's about it
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| This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
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| This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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| This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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| This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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| This user likes to smoke ganja.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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| This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.
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| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen |
| This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
