User:Revised for content
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Several bytes and compressed and resized graphics found on the internets later, this user's content contributions are limited to typing the things that run around in his brain, and artwork such as:
edit Hoping to not gain the ire of the Admins, already gaining pity, it seems
"What kind of pie do you prefer?" -Revised for content
Having worked at places where typos and other such muckery would lead to beatings or do-overs, I have an uncontrollable urge to fix errors that are not part of the author's joke. I hope. Not too proud to avoid making errors myself. Those responsible have been sacked. Oh wait, that's me.
You've Got Pie! A delicious slice of cherry pie for correcting my brain fart in the February 29 debacle. This space and the rest of the pie reserved for future foulups.
edit So what's the deal with the name Revised for content ?
Seemed appropriate to me. Not trying to be a pseudo-Admin, if that's what you're thinking. Just a lowly contributor and humoristician.== Do you have any idea what you're doing? ==
No. Other than a Wiki entry on Squirrel Baffles, I'm new at this thing.
edit What are your goals?
Other than World Domination, sharing humor with the world and quietly mocking other's mistakes by revising their spelling of 'potato' and adding artwork where appropriate. I also have two nets on each end of the field. In between, is the intra-net. (rimshot) <-This joke has been voted corny by the international guild of internet jokes.
edit Did you read the help page? I didn't, and look what it got me!
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