User:Rest n relaxation

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This user is an Australian ... Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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BS This userpage is bullshit.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH This user redefines lazy.

This user should not be trusted.

au-N This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan.

gb-E This user only speaks Gibberish because it was a required course in school.

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