User:Regret Tenenbaum/Welcome

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How's it going, Regret Tenenbaum? All is well, I hope! I'm Regret, and allow me to be the first to welcome you to Uncyclopedia! If you decide to stick around, here are some links you might enjoy (they're a little dull, I know, but if you don't read them, the admins will tear you apart):

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

For the love of god, PLEASE sign your name on talk pages using four tildes ( ~~~~ ) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your username and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Regret Tenenbaum/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Personally, a smart move for a n00b such as yourself is to find mentor: these guys can help you with that. Get in touch with a more experienced editor, and leave them a message on their talk page. Again, welcome, and have fun!

IMPORTANT: If you plan on getting anywhere on the social hierarchy of Uncyc, you'll need a decent sig or userpage. Hell, you might even need to have someone whacked - that's where these guys come in. They'll be happy to help, and if they like your style, who knows, you might end up being the Family's newest mafioso...
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