User:Regret Tenenbaum
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“I'll rubber your duck”
~ 5noname5 on rubbering my duck
“Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!”
~ Methy on RT announcing he was going into hiding...and that he was becoming a Jew
“Fuck your complicated template thing!”
~ YesTimeToEdit on fucking my complicated template thing
[edit] To Do
- Noob stuff
- Uncyc TV stuff
- User:NekoKeichii-chan's Talk! sig, once he specifies.
[edit] Articles!
HowTo:Survive with Soap in Your Eyes
[edit] Subpages
Sandbox! • Sigs! • Sig #1 • Mafia Sig • "Special Cookie" Award • The Reservoir • Card Template • Cash Template • That Red and Black Dropdown Template I Use A Lot • Mafia Advertising! • Mafia Advertising! (for noobs) • User:Regret Tenenbaum/HowTo:Make a Sig
[edit] Utility Templates
[edit] Userboxi
User:Regret Tenenbaum/userboxes/coffee
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[edit] Awards and what not
[edit] For being alive
 is hereby granted to: Regret Tennisball for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo  |
[edit] For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing
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Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang. |
[edit] For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)
| User:Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
[edit] For Readmesoon's Quest thingy
 | Readmesoon Quest Award
This user found Readmesoon's hidden links succesfully and therefore has been awarded this template. Woot. |
[edit] For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig
You get a COOKIE!
You have done something. It might be good, it probably was bad, but whatever it was, you deserve a cookie for it! So here's one now, from Velosi-T, who appreciates your efforts. Knock yourself out.
[edit] For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With
| Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway. |
[edit] Random Cowbell Thing
Cowbell Operator of the Month August 2008
[edit] I WON TEH PENIS!
- [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don 
Yettie
[edit] For the See Below
| Original Ninjastar For my bitchin' shiny new sig –Colin "All your base" Heaney
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[edit] For that cookie I gave to PieSoup for having adorable pets
| PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back... |
[edit] Omg you secret finder >:(
| You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy. |
- Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 1 year, 3 months and 3 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template. APRIL SECOND, FOOL, WHAT?!?
- Orian57's birthday is on the 10th of April you have untill then to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
- Methy's birthday is on May 20. You had your chance. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
- Yettie's birthday is on the 27th of December (fuck your complicated template thing!)...mmm...sex and rape are nice on cake.
- TheLedBalloon's birthday is on June 29th. PRESENTS NOW.
