User:Regret Tenenbaum

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REGRET TENENBAUM, PRONOUNCED DEAD ON JANUARY 3, 2010 06:57 AM UTC. THE PRONOUNCER WAS METHAMPHETAMINE. GOODNIGHT. HE IS NOT DEAD! HE IS NOT! AS DESPERATELY PRONOUNCED BY Yettie at [00:17 7 August 2010].

“I'll rubber your duck”
~ 5noname5 on rubbering my duck
“Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!”
~ Methy on RT announcing he was going into hiding...and that he was becoming a Jew
“Fuck your complicated template thing!”
~ YesTimeToEdit on fucking my complicated template thing
“I laugh every time I see the words "my contributions" in the corner there.”
~ me on being a useless twat
“I fucking hate you. What are you doing being dead to Uncyclopedia, huh? Fuck you. Man, I love you.”
~ Yettie on almost-irony, fucking things, being dead to Uncyclopedia, unauthorised userpage quotes and questionable heterosexuality



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HowTo:Survive with Soap in Your Eyes

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Sandbox!Sigs!Sig #1Mafia Sig"Special Cookie" AwardThe ReservoirCard TemplateCash TemplateThat Red and Black Dropdown Template I Use A LotMafia Advertising!Mafia Advertising! (for noobs)User:Regret Tenenbaum/HowTo:Make a Sig

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User:Regret Tenenbaum/userboxes/coffee

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edit For being alive

Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Regret Tennisball
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
Asig

edit For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing

Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.


Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

edit For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)

Newcookie User:Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

edit For Readmesoon's Quest thingy

edit For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig

edit For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With

Cowbell2 Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth

Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway.

edit Random Cowbell Thing

Cowbell2Cowbell Operator of the Month August 2008

edit I WON TEH PENIS!

YOU WON TEH PENIS - [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit For the See Below


edit For that cookie I gave to PieSoup for having adorable pets

Funnybunny PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back...

edit Omg you secret finder >:(

Top-secret You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy.
  • Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 6 years, 3 months and 26 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template. 'APRIL SECOND, FOOL, WHAT?!?'
  • Orian57's birthday is on the 10th of April you have untill then to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
  • Methy's birthday is on May 20. You had your chance. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
  • Yettie's birthday is on the 27th of December (fuck your complicated template thing!)...mmm...sex and rape are nice on cake.
  • TheLedBalloon's birthday is on June 29th. PRESENTS NOW.
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