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REGRET TENENBAUM, PRONOUNCED DEAD ON JANUARY 3, 2010 06:57 AM UTC. THE PRONOUNCER WAS METHAMPHETAMINE. GOODNIGHT. HE IS NOT DEAD! HE IS NOT! AS DESPERATELY PRONOUNCED BY Yettie at [00:17 7 August 2010].
“I'll rubber your duck”
“Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!”
“Fuck your complicated template thing!”
“I laugh every time I see the words "my contributions" in the corner there.”
“I fucking hate you. What are you doing being dead to Uncyclopedia, huh? Fuck you. Man, I love you.”
edit To Do
Sandbox! • Sigs! • Sig #1 • Mafia Sig • "Special Cookie" Award • The Reservoir • Card Template • Cash Template • That Red and Black Dropdown Template I Use A Lot • Mafia Advertising! • Mafia Advertising! (for noobs) • User:Regret Tenenbaum/HowTo:Make a Sig
edit Utility Templates
edit Awards and what not
edit For being alive
is hereby granted to:
for his/her ability to breathe.
edit For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing
edit For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)
|User:Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
edit For Readmesoon's Quest thingy
edit For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig
edit For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With
|Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth |
Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway.
edit Random Cowbell Thing
edit I WON TEH PENIS!
edit For the See Below
|PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back...|
edit Omg you secret finder >:(
|You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy.|
- Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 6 years, 11 months and 18 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template. 'APRIL SECOND, FOOL, WHAT?!?'
- Orian57's birthday is on the 10th of April you have untill then to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
- Methy's birthday is on May 20. You had your chance. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
- Yettie's birthday is on the 27th of December (fuck your complicated template thing!)...mmm...sex and rape are nice on cake.
- TheLedBalloon's birthday is on June 29th. PRESENTS NOW.