User:Redlock
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
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 | <P><center>Anal Retentive XHTML Nazi</center></P>
<P><center><blockquote>This user has made it <i>their personal quest</i> to seek and destroy elements and attributes that have been deprecated, <br>as well as <u>the users</u> that <B>insist</B> on <shadow>still using them</shadow>.</br></blockquote></center></P> |
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
| This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This user is one Jolly Rodger. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
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| nervous emotions mixed unsettled cool |
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If you win. Johnny will murder you today!
| This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence. The black helicopters are not ^on their way. |
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 One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. |
| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
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| RAS | This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
