User:Red Mage

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“One day they will inherit the earth, or was it Croydon, I forget now” ~ Oscar Wilde on Geek Empire


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“In Soviet Russia, stapler insults YOU!!”

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
GCarlin This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user was brought to you by the letter Z and the number √3.

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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

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