I'm trapped... in this room! This big, plushy rainbow coloured room with the mushrooms growing out of the ground. They're all mocking me right now. All of them.
What's happening? All I feel is a slight throb.
Oh shit. I look down. AAAAAAAADon't put your mouse here... What the hell are you doing? I told you NOT to put your mouse there, why did you do it? It could have been one of those DO NOT CLICK things that shows you a load of weird images of like, deformed faces and stuff, and moves around everywhere and makes popups and stuff! You idiot. It's almost as if you're asking to get a faceful of Goatse.or here... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mooooooo iiiii
This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality
This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberalactivist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)