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"A dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans!" - local drunk upon seeing Ratzilla
Ratzilla is much like a rat, only bigger - he gets bigger the more randomness he finds, the only way to stop Ratzilla growing is to cut of his supply of randomness - which often results in him shrinking down into a more controllable size, although in this weakened state he is known to randomly steal your left shoe, eggs and small mammals and/or infants - usually for consumption.
Random Ratty Facts
- rat rhymes with fat, sat, pat, frat but not waffle.
- Ratzilla is not related to Godzilla.
- Ratzilla spelt backwards is Alliztar.
- rats are awesome, the awesomness can not be denied for once one is awesomeified one can not be unawesomeified by any means short of impalement with a spaghetti fork.
- Ratzilla likes to chew things, this is neither random nor funny.
- Ratzilla is also a rat - again, this is neither random nor funny.
- these facts have become tedious and reek of spam - thus must now end.