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Swordandlion
ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS
For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
Swordandlion


Newcookie Nerd42 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.




Madde For your love of The Royal family
Suresh has awarded Rataube a Princess Cake!
Now go play with the Royal Guard.




Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.



edit Thanks for votes

Mewhenreadingstupidstuff Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.


Raygun NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns! Raygun2
For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."
-- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 17:30, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?
When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

Helloapocalypse





edit Greeting cards

Tvcc Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only have the one template, so pretend it says something about Hannukah ;) )--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)


Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

Happy Hanukkah.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)


Hannukah Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Something had to be done with all of that Christian mess flying around....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:16, 19 December 2006 (UTC)


Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:45, 19 December 2006 (UTC)


Sol-invictus

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus. Composure1 20:02, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

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