User:Raptros-v76

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Uncyclopedia:Babel

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

NO This user doesn't care.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

dogfood

nevermind...

who:

• i'm not important.
• i have a headache.
• im on IRC way too much
• now go away.
• stop following me
• seriously.

stuff:

1. learn more python (the language)
2. do stuff with greasemonkey that pertains to uncyclopedia
3. wake up
4. finish history project
5. finish reading H. P. Lovecraft stories
6. fix up Shredded_Wheat (a pleasantly futile task)

pants:

• yes

know:

1. nothing
2. python
3. c++
4. bash
5. going to learn a mono language
6. java (sorely regret it)