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edit Dropping the Soap
"Dropping the Soap" is an idiom commonly used by people to refer to men (males) that are very clumsy and often drop such things as soap. For example, instead of saying "You're a clumsy homosexual," one may instead say "Stop dropping the soap, do you like getting assraped?"
Dropping the Soap originated in Prison, Texas, when Bill Clinton was taking a bath. Suddenly, the soap broke free of his grasp, and soon he fell down a slippery slope of clumsiness, dropping all sorts of things, among them his pants. When he comfronted a woman named Monica Lewinsky, she reprimanded him for his clumsiness. In a now well-known quote, Bill Clinton said, "Hey, all I did was drop the soap."
The fad soon took hold among Amerikans. Many new such uses of the phrase came into place, among them "Dude, where's my soap?" and "All Your Soap Are Belong to Us." Eventually, it became so popular that the phrase was used as a forefront for an otherwise unpopular immigration referendum. It was subsequently passed.
Today, dropping the soap is widely considered to have a negative connotation, as the dropping of soap has often led to assraping. For instance, ten white men were found bleeding in a shower stall after they all dropped soap in the presence of '''Samuel L. Jackson'''.
edit Common Phrases and Uses:
"In Soviet Russia, Soap Drops You!!!"
"All Your Soap are Belong to Us!"
"Soap will be assimilated. We Are Microsoft."
"Rarely is it said, Is our children dropping soap?"
"Ein Soap, Ein Drop, Ein Fuhrer!"
"Mi Droppa Tu Soappa?"
"My, Soap, Dropping, Soap Dropping, Soap Dropping and Sadry Arone..." (Played to "I'm Ronery.")
edit Attempted Censorship
Because of the widespread abuse of such a term, there have been several attempts at the complete ban of using the term, due to its crudity. The NAACP has claimed that the term is racist, due to the fact that since Bill Clinton coined it, and Bill Clinton is black, and therefore it is offensive. Ironically, the KKK also condemned the phrase for the exact same reason.
Supporters of the phrase claim that the phrase helps to emphasize what little there is of American culture (baseball, apple pie, and... eating apple pie while watching baseball). They also claim that such an infringement on the word would be a violation of the Second Amendment. To that end, the NRA supports the phrase, as it supports anything that would protect the Second Amendment, including You, drugs, and George W. Bush. Indeed, in 2101, a constitutional amendment was passed that commissioned the Secretary of Dropped Soap, a cabinet member devoted towards the expansionism of free trade and droppable soap.
Regardless, today, the phrase continues to be used throughout the world as an exhibit in homosexuality and slang. Today, one may pass through schools in even the white districts and still get a resounding "Don't drop the soap, n*gger!"