Disappointingly Short Talk Page
I seem to remember this list being a lot bigger
Behold My Nonexistent Trophies!
As you can see, I have only one award. But you can fix this!
For your bravery in the Battle of Grammar.
However, we still have work to do!
The Apostrophometer estimates there are still over ten
million instances of misused apostrophes on Uncyclopedia!
Up and at 'em, soldier!