User:Rabid Jaguar

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A rabid jaguar is a species in the family felidae, or something like that. They are best known for their use of their fangs for basically everything, and for spreading rabies faster than a fly crapping dust on your lunch. They accomplish this by deliberately searching for any animal infected with the rabies virus (mainly rabbits and occult members) and eating them. They are, by far, the most successful of the big cats (take THAT, tiger!).

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