User:RabbiTechno
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Dearest Reader,
Shalom. Rabbi Techno here, Uncyclopedia's resident expert baker of chollah and talker of bollocks.[1] I've been hanging around this pit of iniquity for however long it says I have in that box just to the upper left there[2] which means if you happen to have come here looking for help with something YOU'RE A FOOL! I may be able to offer it - if I can't, I know a large percentage on the Uncyclopedian community[3] and so it's likely I'll be able to put you in touch with somebody else who can help you. The best way to contact me if you're after help or have a query[4] is to use the Kvetch Here button, which you can find right after this - it'll whisk you off as if by magic to the far-off enchanted kingdom known as my talkpage, where you can ask whatever you want/verbally abuse me as you see fit - I'll answer you on your own talkpage, because I'm nice like that. It is also possible that you are here to protest my editing of your work or because I've put an ICU on something you did - if so, now you've read this bit, please feel free to continue with the vandalising you came here to do - there's a list of all my articles on the right there, so you can blank all of them too, if you like[5]. Cheers!
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 11:29, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- ↑ Rabbinical credentials not available, since I got booted out of the yeshivah for smoking crack during Torah study.
- ↑ In fact, I've been around longer than that if you count my old username, for which I've long forgotten the password.
- ↑ Note that it is a community. It is by no means a cabal, never was and never will be. There is no cabal.
- ↑ ie; fashion tips, what music you should like in order to be cool, how to impress members of whichever sex appeals most greatly to you, quick and easy ways to remove rodents from bodily orifices, etc.
- ↑ . Seriously - go on, knock yourself out. We have these things called roll back buttons, you see. It's not a problem.
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[edit] Professor Thomas Oldefart
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[edit] Awards Wot I Won
Writer of the Month May 2009
Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2008
Foolitzer Prize Winner January 2009
Foolitzer Prize Winner March 2009
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[edit] Gallery
 A Jew, by a vandal. |
 Rabbi Techno's Mobile Burger Stall is available for parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, flamewars etc. |
 Me. Know why I'm so fat? Because every time I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit. |
 Rabbi Techno. L'chaim! (hic) |
 My cats, playing their favourite game 'Eye-Beam War'. |
 U want krav maga?! |
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[edit] Rabbinical News
The Rabbi would like to draw your attention to the two online newspapers that he edits, reports from both of which are frequently available on UnNews:
[edit] Other Stuff
[edit] Your Horoscope, divined by Rabbi Techno
And now, here is your horoscope: Tomorrow, you will be eaten by a monster known as a fuzzy pickle in Terror Lake. Thank you for listening.
[edit] Blatant Whoring
Sum choonz wot I did:
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[edit] My Convenient Links
- The Techno Shed
- User:RabbiTechno/Professor Thomas Oldefart
- User:RabbiTechno/Classic Cars
- User:RabbiTechno/CCC
- User:RabbiTechno/UnBooks:The Cy Clychs C'llan - Political Extremism in 19th Century and Modern Day Wales
- User:RabbiTechno/HowTo:TellIfYourLifeIsShit
- User:RabbiTechno/IBENLB
[edit] Art Portal
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