User:RaTCHeT
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edit Trophy Room
| This user does not follow any orders!! |
So I'm Free To Use Or Not To Use Your Stupid Rules.
And That's Not All...Because I'm an Experienced Adventurer Too!
| Z | This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
| Z2 | This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
| Z3 | This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master. |
| ABYSS | This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
| A x2 | This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. |
edit Xbox 359
Xbox 359. My Gaming well. Blasted thing works an hour and shuts down 6. That's how it works. But it runs some games. At least for the time being.
- The Abyss
- Automated Telephone System
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- Craps
- Devil Grue
- Do Not Click Any Links
- Find a Needle In The Haystack
- Grue Master
- The Grueslayer
- Life
- The Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Myspace: The Official Game (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- The OCD Game
- Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
- Planetfall
- SimCity
- The QUEST
- You are Dead
- Zork
- Zork 2
- Zork 3
- Zork Abridged
- Zork Pwned
- Zork Ultimate
- Capture The Flag
- Poker Night I Hate Poker, So I Trashed This Game. Also, It Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Certainly Don't Have
- Departure of Fun: Auto Novel (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Caption (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Coin Flipping (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Fortunately Unfortunately (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Kleptomania (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Pong (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Ultimate Search (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Unlimited Unstory (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Unstory (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Unstory (Sentence) (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Slots (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: UnBingo (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Do YOU have Xbox DEAD, and not using it? well what'cha lookin' at give it to me now!!
edit Library
Sigh, nothing good I can do at home (That's why I go to the arcades a lot). The Xbox 359 is not working (As Usual) so I sit back and read one (or more...) of these for fun.
- Uncyclopedia for Dummies
- Embracing Mediocrity
- The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women
- Dracula
- Practical Lessons on Communism
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- Mr. Beluncle
- The Case of The Dashing Dame
- Diary of a Caveman
- The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece
- My First Necronomicon
- The World According to Garm
- Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties
- Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon
- Adventure Gamebook
- Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner
- See Dick
- James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul
- The Overly Big Book of Cheats Volume III
- The Gruesome Book of Grues
- Choosing a Web Browser
- Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner
- Electric Slide
- Embracing Mediocrity
- Guide to Being Emo, Oscar Wilde
- How to be Gay Whilst in Gaol, Oscar Wilde
- Professional Kitten Huffing
- To be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty
- Panic on the Streets of Birmingham
- A Vandals Guide
- The UnRoadMap
- Steal that Book
- The Authentic Pirate Dictonary
- American-English Dictionary
- Australian-English Dictionary
- English-American Dictionary
- And that's how it happened
- No Clean Way to Die
- A Million Little Reese's Pieces
- The Damnation of Ernest Sophocles
- Ill Met By Moonlight
- King N00bert
- The Oldest Trick in the Book
- Agent U
- An Uncyc Ban Diary (Volume 1) by JeffArch2000
- Coming of Age Tale
- I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
- How Do I Love Thee
- Shall I Compare Thee
- The Road Not Taken
- UnBooks:The Castaway
- Travel Guide to New Jersey
- Travel Guide to California
- The Ultimate Guide to Going Somehwere
- My Summer with Martin, Jane Austen
- Phil Eats His Way Across North America
- Horton Hires a Ho
- If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
- The Creature
- The Night After Christmas
- The Prince and the Pea
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- A Very Veggie Christmas
- Unversity
- 1000 Uncyclopedians Typing Hamlet
- The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC
- The Hooded Anus
- Study Guide To Happyland
- The Pudgic Bible
- Third Epistle to the Thessalonians
- Alien Reports
- This is a Sample UnBook
- Cookbook
