User:RZ

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lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).

enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

sv-X This user only speaks Swedish enough to seduce native Swedish speakers.

gb-L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

This user is a Kiwi ...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

Blurb

RZ is an Engineering student who lives in New Zealand. In his spare time he also makes various forms of music. Weeeee.

Message of the Day

I am an Atheist and I cannot understand how it is actually possible for a person to learn all about evolution and STILL believe that humans were created 5000 years ago looking exactly like ourselves today.

Minor Contributions

• left-wing
• right-wing
• Grand Theft Auto: New Zealand