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Allah loves this article
Allah himself has claimed that he loves his article and that it will not be destroyed like an infidel dog. Furthermore, the Jihad that was placed on this article has now been removed and its author will be proclaimed Muhammad. Fortunately, this article is sufficiently clothed and will not be blamed if it is raped.
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This article is certified safe for prudes. It is so tame, you could walk right up and poke it in the eye and it wouldn't fight back. The MPAA couldn't give it more than a PG rating, and even China has no desire to censor it. So just sit your family down in front of the computer, and bask in the warmth of its gentle humour.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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Pranešimas lietuviams: prieš redaguodami paskaitykite diskusijas Message for the Lithuanians: read the discussions before editing. The Lithuanian-language version of these pages has moved and is now here.
Also, please consider editing the real wikipedia project. It needs some real information which could be added instead of writing here. - Lietuviai, apmąstykite galimybę prisidėti ir prie tikrojo vikipedijos projekto. Ten reikalinga dar daug informacijos, kuri galėtų būti parašyta užuot rašinėjant visokius niekus čia. ;)
This article is quite random. You might want to edit it so that it's actually about something!
you want to fuck me in a cheeseburger while satan strokes your nuclear cockroach fish, don't you?
Russians eat German yyidderish cakes whilst pissing on dark matter that they found in your hip
for sake! what the fuck is with these randomnesses???
eat black camel putty from the mariana trench
fuck applejack cerial while killing your pet e. coli and ejaculating into your lungs
PLEASE NOTE YOU CAN NOW PROTECT NON-EXISTENT PAGES DIRECTLY, MAKING THIS REDUNDANT PAGE QUITE REDUNDANT. TOTALLY DO THAT INSTEAD. AND SEE SPECIAL:PROTECTEDTITLES.
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THIS PAGE HAS A HIGH FIRE RISK!!
BE CAREFUL AND VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK, PUT OUT FLAMES WITH BUCKET (NOT INCLUDED)
YOU ARE GOING TO READ SOMETHING WHICH IS CURRENTLY BURNING!
Keep your hands in your lap at all times! No one accepts any responsibility for any injuries you will pick up, due to this page
NO REALLY! You could die!
FINE, IF YOU WANT TO DIE, YOU STUPID BASTARD!
You're going to die, how does that feel? You'll probably burn in hell! But do I care? NO! Because I warned you!
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THIS PAGE CONSTITUTES A FIRE!
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This article is very much like this bus, because it's on fire, but it isn't really a bus, as such...
This man has put this article down the toilet to try and put the fire out, but it isn't working, because THIS ARTICLE IS ON FIRE!
This page is a page which is on fire. That means that this whole page is currently burning, yes it's actually burning as you read these very words. We did warn you, you may have noticed a few notices on the way in? Yeah, there were a few... Well, anyway, all that matters now is that you're here. It is very likely that you might just die in the flames or from smoke inhalation, but if you're lucky you may escape.
No one really knows what this page used to be about, all they know is that it is currently ON FIRE! It may well have been a page about busses or toilets or signs, but we probably will never know. But there is one thing we do know and that's this is a page. Also this page happens to be on fire. Also you happen to be reading this. Also this page has NOT been fitted with a fire alarm. You could try ringing the fire service, but that's just a silly idea. We have no phone and how are firewomen (or men, I guess) going to get into a webpage? I wish you would think, sometimes.
Do not try to be cool like this tiger and jump through the flames. This tiger is cool, you're not cool, remember that before you do anything Hollywood style.
This idiot has swallowed this article, but he's going to die now because this article IS ON FIRE!
You Now Have Three Options, No This Isn't One Of Those Stupid Text Games, It's Real Life...
Continue reading this page - Don't worry I'll think up some rubbish for you to continue reading, no, don't worry, it's not a problem.
Shoot yourself - Given the circumstances this would be wholly appropriate, to have such a bitchy and annoying article whinging on at you, well...
Go to another page on Uncyclopedia which isn't on fire - Go ahead, be my guest there are a lot of funny pages out there!
Rubbish For You To Read If You Wish To Continue To Read This Article Which Is On Fire
Herrings - One of the pillars of modern society. "Modern Society" - One of the pillars of herrings. Herrings are a noble race, a fine race, they breed and are happy. They live together and they whinge together. Many scientists have likened them to human beings. If you examine the two species carefully you will notice many similarities: for example both can swim, both breathe, both have hearts, both can break-dance while holding a herring and a copy of the YMCA song on CD. Herrings, however, have recently gone into decline as they are hunted for use in the dildo industry.
Hmm... writing coherent rubbish for people to read is actually quite a hard task! Well I'll have to scrap that idea, instead you'll have to pretend to continue to read rubbish, I'll just hit "enter" a couple of times so there's some space.
You can't pretend? Well you've got a bloody lousy imagination then, haven't you? Try and imagine herrings swimming all over the page and letters and stuff like that. It's not that hard to pretend. I would copy and paste a Wikipedia article in here but I can't get out, what with the flames. Back to pressing enter, I guess...
Wow, there really is quite a bit of smoke in here....
THE END Go on, clear off or wait for fate. Personally I don't mind, but if you're going to wait here, please just read a book or something, OK? I have a lot of work to be getting on with. You can take a seat at the back, there. Good. *cough*
This person is terrible. Please suggest ways he can better himself.