User:RAHB
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Articles
2012
- Nazi Eating (rewrite)
- Arizona (Featured) 13/1
2011
- Fuck your garden
- I Have A Problem (Featured) 17/5
- UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (written by UU) (Featured) 13/2
- Banana Jacket (Featured) 15.5/2
- Dikembe Mutombo (Featured) 12/0
2010
- Boglet Of Ord
- The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants (Featured) 18.5/5
- UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy
2009
- Shit A Shitter Paradox
- Topaz (rewrite) (Featured) 17/3
- Surgeon General's Warning
- UnTunes:Folk Guitarist's Lament
- That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn
2008
- UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) (Featured) 14/2
- HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (w/Led and Dr. S) (Featured) 12/1 (TOP 6 of 2008!)
- 11-Wide (Quasi-Featured) 12/2
- Observational Comedy (Featured) 18/0
- UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (Featured) 11/0
- Aversion
- Consolation Prize (w/Thinker) (Featured) 12/0
- UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured) 13/0
- List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway (Featured) 17/1
2007
- UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (w/Thinker) (Featured) 17/3
- UnTunes:You're Not Thinkerer! (w/Masterd)
- Why?:Remove Your Penis (Featured) 15/0
- UnTunes:The Hippie Song
- UnPoetia:The Great HowTo
- Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! (Featured) 24/0 (TOP 8 of 2007!)
- HowTo:Get To Sesame Street
UnNews
2008
- Local UnNews:Town to adopt allegedly more efficient "door-to-door" news delivery method
- UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition (lead) (Featured) 17/3
- UnNews:Governments of the world declare "All You Need Is Love" (lead)
2007
- UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!" (w/Thinker)
- UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel (third lead)
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (w/Thinker) (second lead) (Featured) 19.5/0
- UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders (lead)
- UnNews:White dwarf explodes in triumphant science experiment
- UnNews:Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia
- UnNews:Coca Cola outraged by WikiHow's instructional articles
- UnNews:Spartans flood box office; won't leave (lead)
- UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World
- UnNews:Daycare center gives children heroin (second lead)
Articles About Me
- You should talk about penises - A letter to RAHB - Lol, he said penis.
- UnScripts:DragonBall Z, Episode 2 - With RAHB, as the Walking Penis.
- HowTo:Become RAHB - Utter Awesome.
- The Powers That Be - An entry in here somewhere.
- RAHB is a dumb nigger
Audios
Articles
- Awkward Conversation (Featured Article!!)
- Deaf
- Serious: Part One - Part Two (Featured Article!!)
- Star Wars (Japanese Opera): Act One - Act Two - Act Three (Featured Article!!) (TOP ONE OF 2008!!!)
- UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured Article!!)
- Break Up Letter (Featured Article!!)
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (Featured Article!!)
- Grandpa's Stories (Featured Article!!)
- The Great HowTo
UnNews
- UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime: Part One - Part Two (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE
- UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:God responds to lawsuit
- UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"
- UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel
- UnNews:Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:High court orders woman to get a sense of humor
- UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon
- UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders
- UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women
- UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!
- UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World
