User:RAHB

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<center>[[User:RAHB/Awards|<font size=6>'''AWARDS'''</font>]]</center>

<center>[[User:RAHB/Images|<font size=4>'''IMAGES'''</font>]]</center>

<center>[[User:RAHB/Guessing_Game|<font size=3>'''THING'''</font>]]</center>

==Articles==

===2012===

*'''[[Nazi Eating]]''' (rewrite) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Nazi Eating|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

*'''[[Arizona]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Arizona|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>13</font>/<font color=red>1</font>

===2011===

*[[Fuck your garden]]

*'''[[I Have A Problem]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/I Have A Problem|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>5</font>

*'''[[UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire]]''' (written by [[User:Under_user|UU]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>13</font>/<font color=red>2</font>

*'''[[Banana Jacket]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Banana_Jacket|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>15.5</font>/<font color=red>2</font>

*'''[[Dikembe Mutombo]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Dikembe Mutombo|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

===2010===

*[[Boglet Of Ord]]

*'''[[The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants (again)|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>18.5</font>/<font color=red>5</font>

*[[UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy]]

===2009===

*[[Shit A Shitter Paradox]]

*'''[[Topaz]]''' (rewrite) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Topaz|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>3</font>

*[[Surgeon General's Warning]]

*[[UnTunes:Folk Guitarist's Lament]]

*[[That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn]]

===2008===

*'''[[UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems)]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems)|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>14</font>/<font color=red>2</font>

*[[HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis|'''<font size=4>HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis</font>''']] (w/[[User:TheLedBalloon|Led]] and [[User:Dr. Skullthumper|Dr. S]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>1</font> (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2008|<font color=blue>TOP 6 of 2008!</font>]]'''''</font>)

*'''[[11-Wide]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/11-Wide|<font color=blue>Quasi-Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>2</font>

*'''[[Observational Comedy]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Observational Comedy|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>18</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

*'''[[UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:One Hundred And Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>11</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

*[[Aversion]]

*[[Consolation Prize|'''Consolation Prize''']] (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Consolation Prize|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

*[[UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not|'''UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>13</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

*[[List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway|'''List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>1</font>

===2007===

*[[UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul|'''UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul''']] (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:James_Brown%27s_Chicken_Soup_for_the_Soul|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>3</font>

*[[UnTunes:You're Not Thinkerer!]] (w/{{u|Masterd}})

*[[Why?:Remove Your Penis|'''Why?:Remove Your Penis''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Why?:Remove Your Penis|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>15</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

*[[UnTunes:The Hippie Song]]

*[[UnPoetia:The Great HowTo]]

*[[Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!|'''<font size=4>Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!</font>''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/archive14#Is_This_Some_Kind_of_Fucking_Joke.3F.21|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>24</font>/<font color=red>0</font> (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2007|<font color=blue>TOP 8 of 2007!</font>]]'''''</font>)

*[[HowTo:Get To Sesame Street]]

==UnNews==

===2008===

*[[Local UnNews:Town to adopt allegedly more efficient "door-to-door" news delivery method]]

*'''[[UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition]]''' (lead) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>3</font>

*[[UnNews:Governments of the world declare "All You Need Is Love"]] (lead)

===2007===

*[[UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"]] (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]])

*[[UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel]] (third lead)

*'''[[UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men]]''' (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]]) (second lead) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Local_men_secure_enough_in_masculinity_to_fuck_other_men_%28re-redux%29|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>19.5</font>/<font color=red>0</font>

*[[UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders]] (lead)

*[[UnNews:White dwarf explodes in triumphant science experiment]]

*[[UnNews:Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia]]

*[[UnNews:Coca Cola outraged by WikiHow's instructional articles]]

*[[UnNews:Spartans flood box office; won't leave]] (lead)

*[[UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World]]

*[[UnNews:Daycare center gives children heroin]] (second lead)

==Articles About Me==

*[[You should talk about penises - A letter to RAHB]] - Lol, he said penis.

*[[User:Hyperbole/UnScripts:DragonBall Z, Episode 2|UnScripts:DragonBall Z, Episode 2]] - With RAHB, as the Walking Penis.

*[[HowTo:Become RAHB]] - Utter Awesome.

*[[The Powers That Be]] - An entry in here somewhere.

*[[User:Frosty/WIP/RAHB is a dumb nigger|RAHB is a dumb nigger]]

==Audios==

===Articles===

*[[:Image:Awkwardconvo.mp3|Awkward Conversation]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:Deaf.mp3|Deaf]]

*[[Serious]]: [[:Image:Serious One.mp3|Part One]] - [[:Image:Serious Two.mp3|Part Two]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[Star Wars (Japanese Opera)]]''':''' [[:Image:Star wars act one.mp3|Act One]] - [[:Image:Star wars act two.mp3|Act Two]] - [[:Image:Star wars act three.mp3|Act Three]] (Featured Article!!) '''(TOP ''ONE'' OF 2008!!!)'''

*[[:Image:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not.mp3|UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:Breakin up with you.mp3|Break Up Letter]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:I dont appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation.mp3|I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:Grandpas Stories.mp3|Grandpa's Stories]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:Great HowTo.mp3|The Great HowTo]]

===UnNews===

*[[UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime]]: [[:Image:UnNews Town council takes steps to tackle crime part one.mp3|Part One]] - [[:Image:UnNews Town council takes steps to tackle crime part two.mp3|Part Two]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE.mp3|UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE]]

*[[:Image:UnNews 5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch.mp3|UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:UnNews God responds to lawsuit.mp3|UnNews:God responds to lawsuit]]

*[[:Image:UnNews The White House discovered to be off-white.mp3|UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:UnNews Fashion police tell Austin woman girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!.mp3|UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"]]

*[[:Image:UnNews Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA.mp3|UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:UnNews Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel.mp3|UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel]]

*[[:Image:UnNews Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President.mp3|UnNews:Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President]]

*[[:Image:UnNews Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men.mp3|UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:UnNews High court orders woman to get a sense of humor.mp3|UnNews:High court orders woman to get a sense of humor]]

*[[:Image:UnNews_Rain_falls_on_United_Kingdom.mp3|UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:Image:'s colon.mp3|UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon]]

*[[:Image:UnNews Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders.mp3|UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders]]

*[[:Image:UnNews Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women.mp3|UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women]]

*[[:Image:UnNews Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!.mp3|UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!]]

*[[:Image:UnNews Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World.mp3|UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World]]

===UnTunes===

*[[:File:Uncyclopedia Didnt Start The Fire.mp3|Uncyclopedia Didnt Start The Fire]] (Featured Article!!)

*[[:File:Were Having An Orgy.mp3|We're Having An Orgy]]

*[[:File:Folk Guitarist's Lament.mp3|Folk Guitarist's Lament]]

*[[:Image:'re Not Thinkerer.mp3|You're Not Thinkerer!]]

*[[:Image:The Hippie Song.mp3|The Hippie Song]]