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<center>[[User:RAHB/Awards|<font size=6>'''AWARDS'''</font>]]</center>
 
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<center>[[User:RAHB/Guessing_Game|<font size=3>'''THING'''</font>]]</center>
 
 
==Articles==
 
===2012===
 
*'''[[Nazi Eating]]''' (rewrite) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Nazi Eating|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
*'''[[Arizona]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Arizona|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>13</font>/<font color=red>1</font>
 
 
===2011===
 
*[[Fuck your garden]]
 
*'''[[I Have A Problem]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/I Have A Problem|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>5</font>
 
*'''[[UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire]]''' (written by [[User:Under_user|UU]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>13</font>/<font color=red>2</font>
 
*'''[[Banana Jacket]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Banana_Jacket|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>15.5</font>/<font color=red>2</font>
 
*'''[[Dikembe Mutombo]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Dikembe Mutombo|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
===2010===
 
*[[Boglet Of Ord]]
 
*'''[[The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants (again)|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>18.5</font>/<font color=red>5</font>
 
*[[UnTunes:We're Having An Orgy]]
 
===2009===
 
*[[Shit A Shitter Paradox]]
 
*'''[[Topaz]]''' (rewrite) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Topaz|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>3</font>
 
*[[Surgeon General's Warning]]
 
*[[UnTunes:Folk Guitarist's Lament]]
 
*[[That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn]]
 
===2008===
 
*'''[[UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems)]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems)|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>14</font>/<font color=red>2</font>
 
*[[HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis|'''<font size=4>HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis</font>''']] (w/[[User:TheLedBalloon|Led]] and [[User:Dr. Skullthumper|Dr. S]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>1</font> (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2008|<font color=blue>TOP 6 of 2008!</font>]]'''''</font>)
 
*'''[[11-Wide]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/11-Wide|<font color=blue>Quasi-Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>2</font>
 
*'''[[Observational Comedy]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Observational Comedy|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>18</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
*'''[[UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)]]''' (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:One Hundred And Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>11</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
*[[Aversion]]
 
*[[Consolation Prize|'''Consolation Prize''']] (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Consolation Prize|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>12</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
*[[UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not|'''UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>13</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
*[[List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway|'''List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>1</font>
 
===2007===
 
*[[UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul|'''UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul''']] (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]]) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:James_Brown%27s_Chicken_Soup_for_the_Soul|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>3</font>
 
*[[UnTunes:You're Not Thinkerer!]] (w/{{u|Masterd}})
 
*[[Why?:Remove Your Penis|'''Why?:Remove Your Penis''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Why?:Remove Your Penis|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>15</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
*[[UnTunes:The Hippie Song]]
 
*[[UnPoetia:The Great HowTo]]
 
*[[Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!|'''<font size=4>Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!</font>''']] (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/archive14#Is_This_Some_Kind_of_Fucking_Joke.3F.21|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>24</font>/<font color=red>0</font> (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2007|<font color=blue>TOP 8 of 2007!</font>]]'''''</font>)
 
*[[HowTo:Get To Sesame Street]]
 
 
==UnNews==
 
===2008===
 
*[[Local UnNews:Town to adopt allegedly more efficient "door-to-door" news delivery method]]
 
*'''[[UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition]]''' (lead) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>17</font>/<font color=red>3</font>
 
*[[UnNews:Governments of the world declare "All You Need Is Love"]] (lead)
 
===2007===
 
*[[UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"]] (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]])
 
*[[UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel]] (third lead)
 
*'''[[UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men]]''' (w/[[User:The Thinker|Thinker]]) (second lead) (<font size=4>'''''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Local_men_secure_enough_in_masculinity_to_fuck_other_men_%28re-redux%29|<font color=blue>Featured</font>]]'''''</font>) <font color=green>19.5</font>/<font color=red>0</font>
 
*[[UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders]] (lead)
 
*[[UnNews:White dwarf explodes in triumphant science experiment]]
 
*[[UnNews:Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia]]
 
*[[UnNews:Coca Cola outraged by WikiHow's instructional articles]]
 
*[[UnNews:Spartans flood box office; won't leave]] (lead)
 
*[[UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World]]
 
*[[UnNews:Daycare center gives children heroin]] (second lead)
 
 
==Articles About Me==
 
*[[You should talk about penises - A letter to RAHB]] - Lol, he said penis.
 
*[[User:Hyperbole/UnScripts:DragonBall Z, Episode 2|UnScripts:DragonBall Z, Episode 2]] - With RAHB, as the Walking Penis.
 
*[[HowTo:Become RAHB]] - Utter Awesome.
 
*[[The Powers That Be]] - An entry in here somewhere.
 
*[[User:Frosty/WIP/RAHB is a dumb nigger|RAHB is a dumb nigger]]
 
 
==Audios==
 
===Articles===
 
*[[:Image:Awkwardconvo.mp3|Awkward Conversation]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:Deaf.mp3|Deaf]]
 
*[[Serious]]: [[:Image:Serious One.mp3|Part One]] - [[:Image:Serious Two.mp3|Part Two]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[Star Wars (Japanese Opera)]]''':''' [[:Image:Star wars act one.mp3|Act One]] - [[:Image:Star wars act two.mp3|Act Two]] - [[:Image:Star wars act three.mp3|Act Three]] (Featured Article!!) '''(TOP ''ONE'' OF 2008!!!)'''
 
*[[:Image:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not.mp3|UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:Breakin up with you.mp3|Break Up Letter]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:I dont appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation.mp3|I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:Grandpas Stories.mp3|Grandpa's Stories]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:Great HowTo.mp3|The Great HowTo]]
 
 
===UnNews===
 
*[[UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime]]: [[:Image:UnNews Town council takes steps to tackle crime part one.mp3|Part One]] - [[:Image:UnNews Town council takes steps to tackle crime part two.mp3|Part Two]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE.mp3|UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews 5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch.mp3|UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:UnNews God responds to lawsuit.mp3|UnNews:God responds to lawsuit]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews The White House discovered to be off-white.mp3|UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Fashion police tell Austin woman girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!.mp3|UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA.mp3|UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel.mp3|UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President.mp3|UnNews:Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men.mp3|UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:UnNews High court orders woman to get a sense of humor.mp3|UnNews:High court orders woman to get a sense of humor]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews_Rain_falls_on_United_Kingdom.mp3|UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:Image:'s colon.mp3|UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders.mp3|UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women.mp3|UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!.mp3|UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!]]
 
*[[:Image:UnNews Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World.mp3|UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World]]
 
 
===UnTunes===
 
*[[:File:Uncyclopedia Didnt Start The Fire.mp3|Uncyclopedia Didnt Start The Fire]] (Featured Article!!)
 
*[[:File:Were Having An Orgy.mp3|We're Having An Orgy]]
 
*[[:File:Folk Guitarist's Lament.mp3|Folk Guitarist's Lament]]
 
*[[:Image:'re Not Thinkerer.mp3|You're Not Thinkerer!]]
 
*[[:Image:The Hippie Song.mp3|The Hippie Song]]
 

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