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First!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jan 31 '12 2:36 (UTC)

You naughty boy. -RAHB 02:52, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

Whahappened...

...to Comedy? I missed the VFD. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Feb 4 '12 9:41 (UTC)

No idea. All I saw was a bunch of broken redirects. -RAHB 23:23, February 4, 2012 (UTC)
Was it killed due to an expired maintenance tag? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Feb 5 '12 20:16 (UTC)
"17:01, February 3, 2012 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Comedy" ‎ (Expired Fix tag) (view/restore)" -RAHB 05:04, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
Figures. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Feb 6 '12 5:47 (UTC)

Hey Penis...

Could you please un-huff Turd for me? For obvious reasons I think.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:53, 5 February 2012

Maybe Dirty Sanchez also, if you're feeling frisky. You have to read that one kind of carefully to get the joke.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:07, 5 February 2012
Done and done. And a howdy from the great beyond. -RAHB 06:20, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks sugah. Sorry to bug you, but Antonio López de Santa Anna is the Dirty Sanchez article. Can you please unhuff that instead?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:45, 5 February 2012
Right! I probably should have guessed that. Oh by the way, I think Multiliteralist was looking for you. -RAHB 09:54, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
I google'd 'Zappa's Penis' and this is the first image I got. I hope you find it as orgasmic as I did.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:13, 8 February 2012
Dear lord, do I. It's like it was specifically made to tease me sexually. The saucy minx. -RAHB 01:17, February 8, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you again. I'm glad you didn't ask why I google'd 'Zappa's Penis,' but I think you already know for obvious reasons.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:02, 8 February 2012
Obviously. -RAHB 02:32, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

You!

Just made me giggle continuously for about 2 minutes. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:31, Feb 7

This admin stuff is funny business, man :) -RAHB 05:43, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

San Andreas

But how can one, other than an administrator, add photos not part of the Wiki format to a new page/article? And how can one other than an administrator design the info box? One thing I would hate to see is my new article deleted. And in the future, I plan to also maybe write an article about Liberty City (Grand theft auto 3 and 4), too. Derecho 02:54, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Everything you need to know about adding images (and some other editing tips) is on this page. Use this page to upload images to the website. You don't need to be an administrator to upload or insert images. As far as the info box, I'm sure we probably have one already, although it really isn't necessary. If you really feel it's needed, I can try to find the template for you. A good way to learn how to format an article is also to look at other articles and click the edit button to see how they're formatted, and then do the same to your own. -RAHB 08:27, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Box topology

That's not considered QVFD material?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:59, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

I deleted it the first time and then they recreated it with more content than what was there. Not much more, I admit...Anyways, I don't see any harm in letting it survive for a week. Probably be deleted anyway. -RAHB 08:40, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
Box topology ... lol. But it ain't no Absolute Power.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Feb 15 '12 0:18 (UTC)

Elements

Hey mate, I saw you deleted the elements page. Could you send me a copy please? I thought a lot of it was entertaining, certainly made chemistry class more bearable, so would be grateful to have a copy. Thnx The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zamboner (talk • contribs)

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:57, 18 February 2012

Congrats... I guess.

Check it out! You have been nominated for Perv of the month! This is not a bad thing, but it might result in you getting a restraining order from several of your exes. Click here to vote for yourself (or otherwise)! ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 21:53, 02/18/2012

Joke's on you. I don't have any exes. -RAHB 00:31, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
Whoops! It seems you've been disqualified because you were banned in the previous month. My bad. Still, please vote! (Spoiler alert: Aleister's winning.) ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 05:32, 02/19/2012

My monster

Dear RAHB,

Thank you for deleting my infamous George Carlin article. I should not have made that thing in the first place, but anyway, I’d like to thank you for coming through and doing me a favor by deleting that monstrosity of an article I created.

And also, on a related topic, could you raise this one article for a few moments so I can bring it into my userspace? Here’s the huffed article that I’d like to have in my userspace: Lando Calrissian -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 22:06, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

FYI, I'm sort of an on-off user, so don't be surprised if I don't get your message right away; and it would probably be better off if you answered to me here now that I think of it. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 00:17, February 23, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

Thanks

Thank you for cooling that guys temper down with his stupid edit war. -- UserTalkContributions 23:03, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

Now worries, that's my job. At least it would be my job if I got paid. I guess it's really more of a hobby then. So, thank you for being somewhat like a model airplane :) -RAHB 23:15, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hello!

You seem to have deleted the article Dynamite fishing, which I was working on. Did I forget a construction tag?--CameHereInACloche (Talk) 05:29, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

Restored now. It appears someone else actually removed the construction tag. Tsk. Carry on! -RAHB 09:02, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

Thanks for the Lando!

With that being said, could you also make these articles for me, please?

That’s about it. I apologize if I sound like I’m asking for too much, sir.

And also, if you wouldn’t post Penisman again on the UnSignpost, I’d really appreciate it. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 23:19, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Boom! I'd link you to the userspaced pages, but they're already conveniently linked above. Sexy! -RAHB 23:57, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Wow, he's a busy little camper, and...

If nobody else is doing it, can you put up a Feature for today, or maybe for a couple days. The que is empty once again (this has occurred several times this last week or so). I asked Dr.Skullthumper as well, but he may have logged off already. Thanks. Aleister 00:01 47th Annivesary of "Bloody Sunday", the first attempted march from Selma to Montgomery.

Will do, sir. Thanks for letting me know. -RAHB 00:03, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 March 2012

That forum is now about voting

Everyone loves a good vote. Why don't you go and vote there. No, I mean now. Stop reading your talk page and go and vote. What the hell are you still doing here? Are you deaf of something? Go vote! Pup 12:47 10 Mar '12

You'll have to speak up, sonny. My ears aren't what they used to be. -RAHB 00:50, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
I once had an affair with an old woman. Terrible conversationalist, but never knock getting a hand job from a woman with Parkinson's. Pup 01:19 10 Mar '12
Delicious. -RAHB 01:24, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

This seems familiar, somehow.

I just wish, for the life of me, that I could remember where I read it before. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Mar 10 '12 13:07 (UTC)

Journalism can be entirely uncanny sometimes. -RAHB 23:45, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

St. Patty’s Day

Are you wearing green today? If not, don’t be surprised if I show up. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg 23:37, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Somehow I always wind up coincidentally wearing green without even knowing that it's St. Patrick's Day. I even bought a green lighter at the store earlier. Totally oblivious. -RAHB 23:57, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

!

RAHB, I'm sorry my posts bothered you so much. I'm sorry it made you that indignant. You could have come to my talk page and told me so, as Puppy and Lyrithya have done as well. If you tell me in a cordial way, I'll come down a level ... or two or ten. So sorry.

Unrelatedly or, quite relatedly, thanks for actually giving a s**t about this forum topic, you are the only admin (minus TFK perhaps) who has ever taken Frosty (and now Puppy) seriously about this, and to be honest, I've felt pretty bad for him over the last few months...he's a good user...and at least some solution ought to be found to make all his time dedicated to the site to be worthywhile, unfortunately he's been utterly ignored or told to whatever and then ignored more, which would explain why he had to start up yet another forum with a screen print. So yeah, thanks! --ShabiDOO 23:37, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I've never had any doubt that Frosty, Puppy, et al were being serious about the situation. I'm sure though that anyone else taking the time to formulate a counter-argument against them is taking it seriously too. If you believe that something should be one way, you try to argue in its favor, and in life that often meets with alternate opinions. That doesn't mean anybody takes them any less seriously, they just also have their own way of seeing it, and are obligated to some degree to defend their own way. That's most of the reason why I was so harsh in my statements, because sarcasm and exaggerations won't get anybody anywhere in terms of reaching a consensus, and it certainly won't make anyone take things more seriously. That type of thing will only lead to more resistance against the idea. But yes, I suppose it would have been more prudent to discuss it with you first. In the future I'll try that. Thanks. -RAHB 07:01, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

On that VFS discussion

Another thing that just came to my attention. Features click over (theoretically) at midnight UTC. That works out at 10:00am my/Frosty's time (or 11:00am at the moment as it is daylight savings on the East coast here). Given that this ball is getting dropped a little, having an admin alert here at this time makes sense. (And for the record, I'm thinking of Frosty as admin, rather than myself, but would be willing to take it on this time if nominated.)                               Puppy's talk page12:25 30 Mar

Seems that corresponds to about late afternoon to early evening in the US, so I'd imagine the issue is more with those of us in that region forgetting to do it or overlooking it at the moment. I rarely set the feature, for example, but that crossover happens to be more or less around the time I'm online every day, so I suppose I should start checking the queue more frequently. I'll get on doing that, but if there's anyone else you can think of that would fit the position, feel free to suggest/nominate them next VFS/etc. -RAHB 01:10, March 30, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, I will. But of course I am pimping for VFS vote in April in the meantime. Other than Frosty, me, Al, and Shabby, I don't have any others jump to mind. Tasmania is good but still way too new. Oh, and EMC of course.                               Puppy's talk page03:14 30 Mar

More articles

Could you make these articles for me as well?

Is that all right? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 04:28, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

French "C" thing? Did you mean a French tickler? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 1 '12 4:38 (UTC)
Right, thanks for the link, Bizzeebeever, correct that, make me User:Matthlock/François Truffaut instead. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 06:35, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Got it. You certainly keep me on my toes : ) -RAHB 05:10, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:41, Apr 5

You're a facist!

Welcome back.                               Puppy's talk page05:37 11 Apr

Much obliged. I'm gonna have to pick up the pace, I think in the past week Castro passed me in the death totals again. That bastard. -RAHB 07:16, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
But does he give good face?                               Puppy's talk page08:28 11 Apr
Perhaps not, but he gives excellent head, though.~A Satisfied Visitor to Cuba 09:23, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
I'm just grateful he's got great legs. -RAHB 20:22, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:52, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Would you mind...

... adding something to the site banner?                               Puppy's talk page01:26 17 Apr

Did I do it right? -RAHB 01:34, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
Looks good. It dies terribly on IE7, but that's because IE7 sucks.                               Puppy's talk page02:37 17 Apr
Naturally. -RAHB 03:03, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

It’s good to have an admin friend

RAHB, could you create the following articles for me?

-I think that’s all for now, I’m not quite certain if I got the title of the Connecticut article right, though, you’ll probably find it though. Sorry if I’ve been sounding needy, but as I said before, it’s good to have an admin friend to bring back old articles from the dead, and you probably wouldn’t want me to be asking, say, Tom mayfair to take care of that for me, would you?

Matthlock, I've done a couple of these. Schrödinger is in my userspace already, so I've just redirected to it, and a few of these are still on the mirror site. It may be easier to do the search here and on the mirror site, as there are often things in userspace or on the mirror site already.                               Puppy's talk page09:54 18 Apr
And for Erwin Schrödinger - the material in the huffed version is mostly pretty bad. The site for his name was just a target of a slash and burn, but there is a section in it I commented out that has some potential but I'm not happy with it being worked in there as is, and there is a fair bit of stuff I just cut out that may have some potential. (I don't think it does, which is why I did the slash and burn, but you may get something I didn't.)                               Puppy's talk page10:00 18 Apr
Okay, I got it man! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:19, April 18, 2012 (UTC)
Got most of em. I couldn't find one on North Haverbrook, not even with a google search. The rest are good to go, though. -RAHB 06:50, April 19, 2012 (UTC)
Wayback machine couldn't find it, but it did find our Main page from 2006.                               Puppy's talk page07:12 19 Apr
Whoops, that was my mistake - I forgot that nobody made an article on North Haverbrook yet. Well, I guess I could make it. Anyway, thanks yeah. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:21, April 20, 2012 (UTC)
No problem. -RAHB 03:07, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:52, Apr 19

What?

Excuse me, but you deleted the page Lithp without cause or reason. Bleakgh (talk) 01:15, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

I can restore the page for you then, but I did have cause or reason. The page was very short, obviously incomplete, had less than proper formatting, and didn't seem to carry any joke with it other than writing the article out entirely with a lisp. I've now moved it to a subpage of your userpage at this link here. You can work on it there until it's complete, and then move it back into the main article space. If you need any help with writing it, you can consult the beginner's guide and UN:HTBFANJS, or ask me. Also, there is the review service for getting more formal reviews of your work. Best of luck. -RAHB 01:22, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:48, Apr 26

I'm just a tad sensitive at the moment so...

... I assume you were being sarcastic when you said you didn't want me to come back, but I'm not as sure of people's feeling towards me as I used to be.                               Puppy's talk page12:49 29 Apr

I still love you. I'll never forget our final night of unbridled passion. --ChiefjusticeXBox 12:55, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
I know a really good grief counsellor if it'll help.                               Puppy's talk page01:10 29 Apr
No amount of counselling could ever fill the hole you left behind, which honestly isn't as dirty as it probably sounds. It doesn't help that I read all talk page posts out in an exaggerated Welsh accent; I find it highly therapeutic. --ChiefjusticeXBox 13:38, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
I'm Australian. That means that a Welsh accent to me sounds like Jonathon Creek.                               Puppy's talk page01:41 29 Apr
I think you should record an UnTune of yourself singing "My heart will go on". This has nothing to do with what we were saying, I just think it'd be hilarious. --ChiefjusticeXBox 13:47, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
I've been singing All by myself a lot over the past few days. Thanks to Steven Moffat I keep switching to Susan the happy trotting elf halfway through.                               Puppy's talk page01:49 29 Apr
Yes, rest assured there was a hefty pouring of sarcasm on my words at the time. Part of that was because, as evidenced by my VFS-related posts over the past couple days in general, I've become extremely frustrated with this whole mess. I don't wish anyone to leave, but I do think that you should do what you think is right, whether that be leaving or staying, in whatever capacity you think is most appropriate. Don't let the opinions of other people (myself included) influence your decisions more than is reasonable. It's not worth the conflict it can cause in one's mind. -RAHB 00:24, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Also, personally I'd like to hear you singing a touching rendition of Get Up Offa That Thing, but the last time I requested that of someone I wound up in three months of court-ordered therapy, so perhaps I should be silent on that issue. -RAHB 00:26, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

R.A.H.B.

RAHB, there are some things I’d like to talk with you about.

First of all, could you create these articles?

If any of those pages do not exist, then I apologize.

Secondly, I’d like to ask you, how did you get your name anyway? What does RAHB stand for? Is RAHB your initials or something? (For example Robert Harold Allen Benson, not that I am in any way implying that that’s your name.) Tell me how you got your user name. I swear I will treat that with confidentiality if you want me to.

And third and most importantly, can you protect my user page?

Thanks! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 20:41, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

It's a phonetic spelling of "rub". He invented the world's first masturbation based music genre called "rub-step". BannedPuppy (talk)
You people are so kind, but I keep telling you that I really can't take all the credit. Most of the influence came from early proto-wank music and impressionist art. -RAHB 00:36, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

Yes. Okay. Thanks. -RAHB 03:51, May 7, 2012 (UTC)
More "in the interest of reducing non-votes being counted as votes" would be accurate, but it read terribly.                               Puppy's talk page04:00 07 May

User script pages

User subpages with titles ending in .js or .css don't need to be protected; nobody but the user whose userspace it is and admins can edit them anyway unless there's something seriously wrong with the mediawiki. Hope that helps for future reference or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:20, 9 May 2012

Thanks. Frosty knew that already, and had a good laugh at us. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 9 '12 21:40 (UTC)
Yeah. Frosty did have a good laugh at us. For some reason I thought that only applied to the ones for skins, thanks >_< -RAHB 22:04, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
I didn't know this site had .js and .css. Aren't those forms of flesh-eating bacteria? Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (What would Zappa do?)  18:48, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
No, no, no. "JS" is what we call a movie script that's been dipped in coffee. And "CSS" is what happens when you put a whole bunch of Vogue magazines in a stack all the way up to the ceiling, and then it falls on top of you and kills you. Or something. We all fail at housekeeping here. Where am I? Who are you? *shifty eyes*  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, May 12 '12 23:22 (UTC)
Wonderfully stated. -RAHB 23:28, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S ME, PENIS VANDAL!

Sorry for not editing in like forever, but I got sidetracked with life and other boring shit like that. And I like totally forgot about you RAHB. I am so sorry, please forgive my rudeness. Everything still running fine I see, thats excellent. Well hopefully you're awake I don't know to be honest, for the record I am British. Well if everything's all well and good i will part with this engorged blood-filled dong oh and if you're going to ban, please don't make it permanent I'm editing at an internet cafe and it will affect innocent users. Cheers. --74.55.82.154 10:31, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Actually I might stick around I made an UnNews its fun :D --74.55.82.154 11:02, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
Good to see you again, old friend. You've made an UnNews, eh? I'd love to read it :-) -RAHB 21:25, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
Haw haw haw, you never will. Chief huffed it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, May 14 '12 22:23 (UTC)
Curses! He knows the secret! -RAHB 10:11, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
The penis vandal smells like tuna! (p.s. RAHB, you were right, we were talking about two different forums. The deop forum was but-poop. --ShabiDOO 02:22, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, very good then. -RAHB 02:35, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

I have made an account too, I intend to be constructive instead of a drunk idiot. am I forgiven? --MasterWangs (talk) 08:28, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Certainly! Welcome aboard, sir. Excellent choice of name. -RAHB 15:57, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Let's purge every page on Uncyc Mirror

I think I know why Mirror.Uncyc is so slow. It's because nobody ever bothers to purge wiki pages there. (Purging a page clears the cache of all old versions of it and forces the most recent revision to appear.) So let's go there and purge pages! --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:28, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

I think it's more complex than that. But the mirror isn't actually affiliated with us. The legality of it even existing is questionable as well. Carlb runs it, doesn't update the software, lets it sort of dwindle, and refuses to discuss taking it down. If we had actual money I'd personally be in favor of taking legal action. -RAHB 02:34, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Okay... I don't even have an account there, so I just sign as --Qzekrom ~~~~~. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:39, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
I tried to sign up for an account (because I want to be the 'RAHB' referenced when history pages show my contributions linked to someone who could easily just be some other schmo signing in), but it keeps timing me out on the captchas >_< -RAHB 02:45, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Okay... SPIKE has a talk page there but not an account... i think --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:49, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
A lot of people have talkpages there, because besides copying articles, it also copies every other page on this wiki. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:55, 16 May 2012
Exactly. It's really lousy. -RAHB 04:07, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Can someone create my account? I'm too lazy to do it myself and wait hours for the account to get created... LOL. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:11, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

Hello kind sir

Click here and follow the directions for fun and profit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:50, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds sexy. I'll do that. -RAHB 21:41, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:48, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

Why don’t you go fuck your garden?

I read this article and I’d like to say I personally loved it. Nice job! This thing should seriously get featured. I believe that this article depicts the sin of envy really well.

Could you teach me – on my talk page – how to write an article like that?

And one other thing, no I’m not going to ask you to raise any new articles for me. I’d like to ask you, what nationality are you? I heard rumors that you might be Australian but I’m not so sure about it. You tell me what you are here. Thanks. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 19:47, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Take a look at my first UnScript

UnScripts:Hitler learns that Uncyclopedia has engaged in copyright infringement (not another Downfall parody!) --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:49, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:10 May 25 2012

Y U NO PIRATE SOFTWARE?

Red Hat Enterprise Linux cannot be pirated, because it is free software. 117.219.5.220 10:41, May 25, 2012 (UTC)

Okay. But the article wasn't a humor article. It was just a guide on how to get Red Hat Enterprise. There weren't any jokes. And this, as you can see, is a humor wiki. I think. -RAHB 10:59, May 25, 2012 (UTC)

Your message

I really appreciated the tips you gave me on my talk page; although now I that think about it, an insane rant isn't really what I have in mind right now. However, I would like you to collaborate with me on an article about Blue Öyster Cult, because I have some half-baked ideas you can probably help me out with it. Please keep me updated on my talk page for the BÖC collaboration thing.

And also, I'm happy that you appreciated my praise of your article, and the fact that I made your day made my day as well.

To tell you the truth, out of all the admins at this site, you're my favorite. Let’s face the facts, Lyrithya is a control freak, Dr. Skullthumper is kind of a douche bag – although you, Skullthumper and TLB did do some pretty good work together. Anyway, yeah you’re my favorite admin. You might even take the cake for best admin ever.

And also regarding Hawkwind, I watched the video you gave me and I also checked out some Hawkwind CD's at the library. Some pretty good stuff.

Cheers! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:42, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

115.64.139.229

Is making stupid edits. You seem to have the magical ability to ban irritating beings, please do this for me. heartiez. p.s Is this how ban requests are done around here? Wikipedia has this page to report such users to, do we have an equivalent? --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:38, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Indeed we do have that. Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol is the place to go. That way all the admins can see what's going on. I got him for you anyway though. Thanks : ) -RAHB 19:58, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Oh cool, I will remember that hopefully. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:49, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

The BOC

Okay, I started the Blue Öyster Cult article and you can find it here. Put your ideas for the article there. That's all. Thanks a million. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:46, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Your Arch / Qt / razor-qt font issue

I just spoke to somebody in #razor-qt on freenode, who said that you should try setting your font substitutions and such through fontconfig, as opposed to qtconfig. He said that Qt apps default to the generic X configuration, and that may be why your fonts are messed up. Also, he linked me this, although you may have already read that. But, yeah. Anyway. Hope it helps. If not, #razor-qt. Cheers. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 30 '12 11:49 (UTC)

Much appreciated. Turns out though that we were going about this the entire wrong way. The problem doesn't appear to have been razor-related, fontconfig-related, qt-related, or anything else. Five minutes ago I went back to the archwiki locales page you linked me to last night, tried running those commands again, and the errors I was having there before were magically fixed for some reason (I think somewhere along the way I wound up reinstalling something that affected my available locales or something). Anyway, then I was able to finish the instructions on the page and allow it to sort for other available locales and such. Turned out to be three little lines added to the /etc/locale.conf, and the important step of actually leaving the LOCALE area blank in rc.conf. It's MAAAAADNESS!!!! But it works now as if there was never anything wrong. P'fah! Thanks for all your help on it, though. And of course for keeping me company while I was going insane. -RAHB 22:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
Maybe it was the reboot. I'll take 53/319ths credit for the solution and call it a week. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, May 31 '12 1:24 (UTC)
Nah, I rebooted it like two hundred times yesterday. -RAHB 04:46, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Fine, be like that. I'll just stand over here to the side and flick my lips with my fingers while saying "booobabooobaboooba". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, May 31 '12 5:04 (UTC)
Mmmmm, boobas. -RAHB 05:11, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Nominated for Perv of the Month

Speaks for itself. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:42, 06/04/2012

Yeah...kay. -RAHB 02:14, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

Kannur university

Would you give this one a few days in mainspace? See my remarks to the Chief. Spıke ¬ 22:28 4-Jun-12

Well, fair enough as per Chief then. -RAHB 00:04, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks! To be sure, I have no personal attachment to it but want to see if it leads to anything. If it doesn't, huff away. Spıke ¬ 00:18 5-Jun-12
Indeed. -RAHB 00:25, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Rare Psych 4 U


Hi RAHB, I thought you might like this rare psychedelic track.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:09, Jun 5

Excellent! I was unaware of that stage in the Wolf's career, although it does make sense. Very cool idea to mix psych into his style. -RAHB 23:00, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
You know, Cream already mixed psychedelic into his style. They just removed his vocals and had Jack Bruce sing 'em.
This is awesome. I'm always wondering which black American bluesman a particular English band was ripping off, and so now I know the answer to that question. When it comes to Cream's cover of Spoonful, anyway. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jun 6 '12 11:06 (UTC)
Mates, it is funny about who ripped off who. According to the Wikipedia page on Spoonful, Spoonful is a blues standard written by Willie Dixon and first recorded in 1960 by Howlin' Wolf. It is loosely based on "A Spoonful Blues", a song recorded in 1929 by Charley Patton, itself related to "All I Want Is A Spoonful" by Papa Charlie Jackson (1925) and "Cocaine Blues" by Luke Jordan (1927). But Cream get the credit - hahah! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:54, Jun 6
I'm willing to give a free pass to anyone related to the blues since the whole concept of the genre is basically playing the same three chord progressions with a bunch of similar lyrical phrases and themes and lots of instrumental passages. People in the blues "rip each other off" so often that they rip off their own ripoffs of other ripoffs all within one album. C'est la vie. -RAHB 21:36, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Finger Cancer

RAHBy dahby....thanks for the vote. Could you give me more details, examples, suggestions as per "some minor formatting tweaked.". Please? --ShabiDOO 22:42, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Certainly. The main thing is of course the links. I like links. LINKS!!! Another is the baby alligator image. I'm not sure if it was intentional to make it not a thumbnail, but it seems to sort of be out of place what with the thumbnails of all the other images. It also seems to sort of have a headline wrapping around it, although that's less of a problem, knowing that making images actually fit into their sections is kind of a hit or miss process, and not worth adding filler content or putting the image out of context in a different section. Due to the nature of the internet, that of course may also be related to resolution and browser type too, so if that's not actually a problem for other people then it doesn't really bother me either. Other than that the finger puppets in the history section seem to push the next headline down a bit, perhaps the pixels could be slightly reduced on that. That's another subjective one too of course. The main one is the links, and the sub-main one is the baby alligator picture. Other than that the article is rather perfect for the most part. -RAHB 22:51, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks RAHBipoo. --ShabiDOO 00:21, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Notes of Interest

Workingmans Dead
Not the real cover for "Agents of Fortune".

Okay, by now, you have probably looked over my chunk of the BÖC collaboration, and you probably have a few questions. So I’ll answer them.

First of all, I made that link to the Grateful Dead because the way I actually found out about Blue Öyster Cult was because my dad has a huge CD collection buried in the garage, and he occasionally mixed his CDs up and put them in the wrong cases. So I found their Agents of Fortune album actually hidden in the case of the Grateful Dead’s Workingman’s Dead album, so I thought that I’d just stick that in there as sort of an inside joke. Never mind, it’s sort of a long and tedious story, really, so I’m not going to get into that right now.

Secondly, I said that Blue Öyster Cult had a career that only spanned ten years. In reality that’s wrong – and actually the BÖC is one of the longest lasting bands in history and are still touring to this day – but I decided to say that since they have had no commercial success ever since the release of their 1981 album Fire of Unknown Origin, so I thought that it would be more interesting to say that they just quit, even though that’s not really the case. (And I’m not sure how to, but somehow I’m going to go full circle with that lie with this article.)

Now, regarding the lie that the BÖC gave up after the ’81, I’d like to devote a section to their “legacy”, which includes several different references to the band in pop culture – some well known, others slightly obscure – and also include a bit of surreal humor by saying that “(Don’t Fear) the Reaper” made its way into a fictitious video game called Cowbell Hero. The Cowbell Hero game is really just the product of my imagination, so don’t bother looking for it in any stores.

That’s all. Sorry for sweating the details, but I just wanted to make some things clear. Cheers!

(P.S. I’m in the middle of school finals right now, so don’t be surprised if I don’t come back right away.)

(P.P.S. I'd like to take care of the section on Agents of Fortune and Spectres as well.) Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:35, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

That all seems very good to me. Certainly understood most of that stuff anyway, as I've followed their career semi-closely. Even made it to a concert the did a few years back with Deep Purple, and they certainly don't sound like they gave up in 1981, but the joke is well understood. I like the idea of having the CD in the wrong case as well, although maybe the joke would be a little more evident if the CD in the Workingman's Dead case were, say, Secret Treaties, seeing as their covers have some remarkable similarities actually. But yes, all of that does sound fine. And coincidentally while you're working on finals, I'm going to be moving very soon, and may not have internet for a few weeks after while things get set up. And some other things are going on. But I'll try to get to it and add some things before then and then we can more properly reconvene on the project after both of our affairs are back in order. -RAHB 00:24, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Hi, i'll try not to be rude when saying this, but i worked on the page "people with little or no talent" after the ICU was posted and if the ICU expires and my post complies, well obviously you delete THE ICU, so I request that you *please* unhuff the post, THANKS Batmanattack33 (talk) 05:32, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

And you were very polite about it which I appreciate. However, the article still does not comply with several quality standards, and so I won't be restoring it to the mainspace. But I have restored it, to your userspace, where you can work on it further without a time limit until the time that it does comply and then at that time move it back to the mainspace. -RAHB 05:41, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you for your courtesy, however, I still don't understand what I am missing, perhaps a list could be provided on my talk, or something. (71.227.249.80 14:47, June 7, 2012 (UTC))
Certainly. -RAHB 16:24, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks Mr. Zappa

Many thanks for the help! I shall follow format rules and do the pics as directed. I will also stop writing "vagina" and other naughty words in random places. Thanks again! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ticklethekeys (talk • contribs)

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:04, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 00:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

That article you just deleted

Mind putting it back. I was about to work on it.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:25, June 22, 2012 (UTC)

I assume you mean HowTo:Keep Yourself Awake at Night. I just deleted about five articles. -RAHB 18:39, June 22, 2012 (UTC)
Exactly. Thanks.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:01, June 22, 2012 (UTC)

Hi! You deleted a double redirect from my namespace, wich was good, I had completely forgotten about it. Just wanted to inform you that I'll recreate it but with other content than before, since I'm to lazy to write "user:x/blabla" in the search funcion. Änjelajs (talk) 15:18, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

(P.S. And yes, I'm aware about the irony that this meant more work then to just search for "user:x/blabla" and create it.)

No worries : ) -RAHB 00:40, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

What gives?

You deleted my page? :0 *How could you (Sarcastic)* can i just go ahead and put it back? I was trying to refine it. Rainzx (talk) 23:50, June 28, 2012 (UTC) for got to sign that one

You can, but keep the construction tag on it until it's completely refined this time. Which means to put in some actual time and work and effort and originality and not to make it just a bunch of rape jokes with poor formatting. Can you do that? -RAHB 23:51, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
Oh ok but I didn't know that the construct tag did exactly I wasn't expecting for it to say that it would be checked in seven days Rainzx (talk) 23:55, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
No worries. The construction tag gives you a week to work on it if it isn't finished. Alternately, you could just create it in your userspace (ie User:Rainzx/Sleeping With Sirens), which gives you an unlimited time to work on it, and then you can move it to the mainspace when it's done. -RAHB 00:02, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

You're the winner!

So... uh... yeah. You won PERVY! Which means you'll get a sexy template for your userpage and the ability to add "The Pervy" to your sig. Cheers! ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:36, 07/01/2012

Excellent. One step closer to world domination. -RAHB 02:57, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Folk Guitarist's Lament

I listened to your song, "Folk Guitarist's Lament," it was actually a great song. It is without doubt one of the funniest songs I've ever heard, not to mention also one of the catchiest I've ever heard. You're not a bad musician. In fact, I'm even thinking about putting "Folk Guitarist's Lament" onto my iPod and placing it into my cool songs playlist.

Also, I really enjoyed your hippie song as well, but that's beside the point. Also, I've been listening to some of your UnNews audios and I'll tell you what, you actually have a really nice voice; there's an inexplicable air of pleasantness behind your voice; I'm serious about that.

I'll tell you what, if I ever write an article that I think needs to be narrated, I'll call on you. Say, is there an award for narrator of the month on this site? Because if there, it would go to you, and I mean it.

Also, I would like to say that Frank Zappa was one hell of a producer.

Anyway, have a really awesome day; and good night..... for a potluck. Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 19:43, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah...very funny. Seems like most people here are very multi-talented. --ShabiDOO 19:48, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
Many thanks. To be perfectly honest I really don't think the Folk Guitarist's Lament is particularly good, it's probably even my least favorite Uncyc contribution I've made, but I'm glad somebody liked it :)
There is an article narrator of the month award, and an unnews audio award, both of which I've won twice and aren't really given out much anymore. But I haven't done an audio file for Uncyc in ages, mainly because my recording setup is only slightly better than having no setup at all. If I can ever manage to get a job and get some money and afford a new computer and some decent enough gear I plan to go back at it and do some better new recordings. With less noise, voice cracks, poor splicing, etc. But again, thank you for your kind comments on what I've done. I do agree with one thing. I do have a very pleasant voice :P
And Frank Zappa was one hell of a lot of things :D -RAHB 02:52, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 08:17, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Fuck your garden is now on VFH

You can vote for your article if you want to. I did the nom! :) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:04, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Also, on an unrelated note, what's the name of the song that's playing in the background of your Break-up letter audio? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:15, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I believe that's Creedence Clearwater Revival's Someday Never Comes.
Well, I'm here to tell you now
each and ev'ry mother's son
You better learn it fast
You better learn it young
'cause someday never comes ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 6 '12 1:14 (UTC)
Ah man! I LOVE CREEDENCE! They are so much better than the Eagles. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:23, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Big-lebowski-2
'I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!'
Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:24, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Matt, you are a man after my own Lebowski-loving, Creedence-listening, long hair-having heart :) -RAHB 21:15, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Hey thanks man! Oh yeah, I made a new forum if you are interested in any way. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:53, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Author request

User:Qzekrom/sigshop - author request

Please delete per author request. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:26, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

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