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...throws one up yer... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I don't know what that means, but it's good to see you again too, Mhaille. -RAHB 16:02, August 15, 2011 (UTC)


My name is Lollipop. Apparently, we've kind of met before. You deleted my article almost a year ago. Anyways, hi, i'm Lollipop (formely known as Maniac mcpee). I'm usually spotted on recent changes reverting vandals or writing strange articles. So, as my welcome present, I give you a lollipop.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:29, 16 August 2011

Why, thank you, Lollipop! Pleased to meet you. You know, I don't remember which article of yours I deleted, but I definitely remember that old username. Reverting vandals and writing strange articles are two of my favorite things. Well done, sir! -RAHB 17:21, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Oi you there!

I remember you, you're that arsehole who banned me last September for absolutely no reason. So I hope you realise as a result we can never be friends... Ok, welcome back or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:51, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 25, 2011 (UTC)


I want to know why you deleted my page on Early Cuyler?

It was on QVFD, looked half-assed, and I assume a lot of it is jokes taken directly from the show. I don't particularly enjoy that show so I haven't watched it enough to know for sure. If they're not jokes from the show I can restore it for you, but with a construction tag because you'll need to work on it a little more. -RAHB 20:21, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah well I just found out about the construction tag and no, the jokes were not from the show, other than the character names, which are all on the squidbillies page, so i assume those are acceptable to use. So please do restore it with a construction tag, and it looked Half assed because I had not finished it. Could you please elaborate on the QVFD and why there is an issue with my article being 'on it' as you say?
QVFD is a way for a certain group of users to alert the administrators to articles that should be deleted because of not meeting any of a number of certain quality standards. It's an imperfect process, but it makes things more efficient and as you've seen, it's easy enough for an author to request their article to be restored and usually an administrator will cooperate with them if the author is even-tempered and polite, as you've been. Seeing as that's the case, here you go. Have a nice day and good luck! -RAHB 04:02, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

I'm Adding A Header To This Myself Because I'm Obsessively Compulsive. Or is it compulsively obsessive? Also, when did I stop capitalizing every word? Oh, forget it.

Why did you huff wisdom teeth? - Jingles007

Because, it's construction template was expired and it had not been edited since August 24th, effectively making it abandoned. If you'd like to continue working on it I could restore it to your userspace so you can finish it without a time limit. -RAHB 05:39, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

Salutations, and other complications

“Who died?”
~ Oscar Wilde, regarding this template


It is apparently de rigueur to spam a user's talk page with templates, if that user has voted for your article on VFH, or has other-services render'd. As you have apparently done something of this sort, here is your reward: a plain, black box with white lettering, thanking you in a generic fashion for what you have done.

(Signed) Bizzeebeever

P.S. Yes, your suspicions are correct, this template is utterly unoriginal.

P.S.—before I forget: thank you for the nomination in the first place.

Oi, this is the shit: a parody of a parody.

Lookit this shit. I feel so...flattered. They're doin' parodies of me, already. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 12:18, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hahahah yeah, I saw that a bit ago in the RC. I figured you'd be getting a kick out of it :) -RAHB 12:21, September 5, 2011 (UTC)


Thanks for nomming my article, Mr Rahb. When you first said you liked it I couldn't tell whether you were being sarcastic or not, I guess that clears that up (unless you're being, like, really sarcastic). So, uh, Zappa eh? Cool. Thanks again. --Black Flamingo 20:29, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yeah, man. It's really fantastic. A fine example of absurdity and surrealism. Or as they say at the chess club, "really goofy." It's seriously one of my top five favorite articles now. -RAHB 22:38, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:14, September 8, 2011 (UTC)


Someone suggested this as a replacement. I have no idea what it actually is or what any of the stuff on that page means, but maybe it'll mean something to you, if you still haven't sorted things out. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:47, 8 September 2011

Award Winners

Can you update the awards on the front page? It's still at July's awards. It should be at August's. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 8 September 2011, at 23:50

I guess so, if no one else is going to. I didn't really want to do it this month because I don't really know any of these people at all. But give me a couple minutes, I'll put something together. After all, writing about things I have no intimate knowledge of is my specialty. -RAHB 00:02, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, take a look now. I think you'll find my blurbs to be delightful and saucy. -RAHB 00:50, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Me likey. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 September 2011, at 01:14
Me lickey. -RAHB 02:33, September 9, 2011 (UTC)



⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 00:12, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hahah yeah I saw that. Good way to cap it off. Well, that and the reporter dying thing. I'm gonna get to recording that ridiculous tie-in song in maybe an hour too. -RAHB 00:15, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
"Cap it off"...or not. Mattsnow says it doesn't belong on recent unnews because it's too inside-jokey. I guess Izbeenoneweek will never see it, and will keep contributing polar bear stories 'til the end of time. Oh, well. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 00:19, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I don't think he gets it. Oh well, I suppose. /me grumbles about rules -RAHB 00:25, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
And it's ok, anyway. I've already got an idea for a quickie that I'm working on. UnNews: former Yahoo! chief Carol Bartz calls Yahoo! Board of Directors "doody-heads"
Carry on, my wayward son. -RAHB 00:36, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Wow. Just... Wow

Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.
UUpartay Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

That is so fucking awesome you just earned both of these in one go. Thanks man, that made my day, and this week in particular, that's fucking hard to do. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:20, Sep 9

Hot shit, cake! Glad to be of service, albeit very delayed. I'd like to reiterate just for my own benefit that that track was incredibly fucking difficult to make. You should have seen my sweat-glistened body while I was singing it. It was quite a sight. Possibly an arousing one. -RAHB 14:45, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
I can only imagine how it must have been when you were recording the AAAAAA section. But only in small doses. If I imagine it all in one go, I have to have a lie down. And I laughed so hard at that bit when I heard it, BTW. Anyway, I think it's fair to say its featuring is in large part down to your efforts, so many thanks once again sir. I salute your sweat-drenched efforts! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:30, Sep 21
Ordinarily I'd decline partial feature credit for doing an audio, but being that it's an UnTune, I'll make an exception ;) Just glad I could bring such a monumental moment in musical history to ripened fruition. -RAHB 23:41, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey I know you!

You're that one guy! Awesome! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:35, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hell yeah! And you're Him! Badass! -RAHB 02:21, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, want to join PEEING?

Apparently I'm supposed to ask that after folks complete five in-depth reviews. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:10, 15 September 2011

Was that my fifth? Boy, how piss flies. I appreciate the...obligatory offer, but I'm not all that into joining Uncyclopedia groups. Nothing personal, but it's just one of those things. I dunno. Eh. Thanks, though! -RAHB 06:22, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
Well, should you keep doing good ones, as I hope you will, you may find yourself abducted into it anyway. Just so you know. Blame ChiefjusticeDS. He's a wily man. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:41, 16 September 2011
They'll never take me alive! -RAHB 21:49, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
Funny, that's what I said, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:37, 16 September 2011
Does that mean you're a zombie now? -RAHB 22:39, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
You'll never catch me! *dives out the window* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:51, 16 September 2011
Silly zombie. You'll probably fall apart when you hit the ground. -RAHB 22:53, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

About A Guide to Trolls

I know it's been tagged for ICU, and I'm hoping to improve it as soon as someone reviews it on Pee Review. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be happening anytime soon. Do you have any idea? ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 21:36, 09/16/2011

P.S.- Love your logo replacement. Zappa forever!

Well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as you're so polite and seem to really want to do good, and seeing as you're a Zappa fan which tickles me, I'll give it a review later today and try to help you out with it :) -RAHB 21:50, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
I hate ICU. ICU would be my mortal enemy if peanut butter sandwiches, Ljlego, and demonic chipmunks already weren't. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 September 2011, at 22:17
The alternative would be deleting every new article that isn't already good. Your choice. Except it isn't, I guess. But you can pretend it is :) -RAHB 22:32, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
What did Ljlego ever do to you? He didn't do what he did to me to you, did he? Damn, that tickled. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:37, 16 September 2011
Ljlego smells funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:55, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
You didn't hear it from me, but it probably has to do with his rampant halibut fetish. -RAHB 22:57, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
Ljlego banned me because I blamed him for turning Lyrithya into a pigeon colon. I was forced to apoligize under penalty of becoming the same pigeon's testicles. He also smells funny (or did someone just say that). --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 September 2011, at 23:38
It's been over a day and you still haven't finished it. Wouldn't people normally get bann'd for that? ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 03:58, 09/18/2011
Sorry about that, a bunch of things came up. I'm going to make a nice hot cup of tea and finish it right now. Check back in an hour perhaps. -RAHB 02:13, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for the review. :)

Just to let you know, I'm moving it to my userspace, and after I improve it a wee bit, off to the UnBooks: namespace it goes! I've also come here to answer a few of your questions. First of all, I never actually used the Censor template, I just used the block element █ a bunch of times. Secondly, I hope you don't mind me removing the ICU template while it's in my userspace. Cheers! ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 01:53, 09/20/2011

Ah, I see, I've never used the block element or the censor template so I just called it whatever I could think it was. Glad to see you're going into userspace and working on it and that you've picked the UnBooks namespace, excellent decisions. And absolutely you can remove the template, since they don't apply to userspace. In userspace you can pretty much do anything you want if it's not cyberbullying, so it's the preferred method of operations for a lot of writers around here. Glad to hear you're going forward with it. Drop me a line when it's finished, I'd like to read it :) -RAHB 02:01, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
Also, my article is doing a lot better on Illogicopedia. W00t! ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 01:56, 09/20/2011
Hahah, wonderful. Things certainly do work differently there. -RAHB 02:01, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Huffing of page


I would like to know why you Huffed the page Counter Strike Source. I would appreciate if I would get a copy of the original page back. Thank you.

HwachongsterMy Talk Page! 09:37, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Certainly. I've moved a copy of the page to your userspace so that you can work on it at your leisure without threat of deletion. The reason it was deleted was because its construction tag was expired (the tag is valid for one week), and the article wasn't finished yet. At any rate, good luck on finishing it up. Cheers! -RAHB 14:18, September 20, 2011 (UTC)


Dear RAHB,

I see that you Huffed the page Bergerac. I had resurrected it so that I could work on it and allow the world to know about the misadventures of Cyrano de Bergerac and C.J. Hungerford. Any chance of allowing it back in?

JimPhelpsMy Talk Page!

Here you go. Be sure to make some improvements on it before moving it back into the mainspace. Cheers! -RAHB 17:57, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Protecting Platypush

It was me. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 02:40

Cool. -RAHB 03:44, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Pee Week

This user took part in Pee Week 2011 and finished with a positive score.

In recognition we hereby award them the title and rank of "A rather spiffing chap". Envious? Want to get templates, fans, stuff and more?

Review something! It's more fun than religion!


Thanks for helping out and generally not sucking, you massive freak. --ChiefjusticePS2 08:08, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Sexy. -RAHB 08:11, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Pee Weak

Thanks for the rubdown on UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich. You were very detailed and pinpointed (like a laser!) the places where the article was weak. I've made edits, took Tom Brokaw out to pasture where he now munches on old new stories), and, since I am only here once a week, used my audacity to self nom the page on VFH. I lay in the mud, and you came and offered me a hand. And although you removed the hand as I tried to rise, you offered it, and it's the thought that counts. Thanks mightily. And it's good to see you around again, hopefully to stay for awhile (unlike me, who's on that once a week hellish cycle). Aleister 17:39 21-9-'11

Woah, I almost missed this message for some reason. Glad to see my review helped out, and as I said, now that the appropriate changes have been made, it looks like I can vote For this very nice piece. Yeah, I'm probably here to stay, I really wind up missing the place when I go away. Good seeing you again as well, glad to see you're still up to...whatever it is that you do here. Writing featureable articles I presume ;) -RAHB 07:42, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 07:21, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

"Oh, God! But the balls?"

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:38, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

What does one have to do to get permabanned around here?

FUCKING HELL JUST DO IT ALREADY! -- 01:39, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Archive Vandalism/example on wheels!

i cannot archive it because it says move=sysop. Help me to archive it.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 13:59, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Did I do that right? -RAHB 23:48, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Page on Pete Sampras

You tagged my page on Pete Sampras for ICU. I have moved it to under construction. Could you please help me how I can improve the page. If you give me more detailed information on why it dosen't meet the requirements as an article on uncyclopedia, I can work on those to improve the page. I am new on uncyclopedia so I might be missing on procedures, quality etc. Any help you can provide will be much appreciated.

Hello. Yes, well, the main issue with your Sampras page is that it doesn't seem to have many jokes or attempts at humor. Most of it appears to just be an analysis of Sampras' game. I can see that there's humorous intent by the way some things are worded, but the article needs some sort of intent or some way that it's trying to express some sort of humorous idea. As is it's very dry. The other thing is that the grammar is rather spotty in some places. If this is an issue I'd be glad to proofread it and correct anything when you've finished with it. -RAHB 03:47, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the input. Will work on it.Naveenswiki 16:58, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Please go ahead and delete this page. I have made a copy onto my talk page. I will submit it for review once I have improved it. Tx. Naveenswiki 19:20, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
Very good. -RAHB 21:02, October 10, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:49, October 7, 2011 (UTC)


Am glad you nominated a Cajek page. Can you imagine if all the good writers came back? (although many have gone to writer's heaven). I'm not spending as much time here as I would like, but sometime soon will be back to steam. Cajek!! Aleister 17:14 7-10-'11

Sure... -RAHB 20:40, October 7, 2011 (UTC)


This is just a reminder that you offered to judge the PLS, wound up with your name on a section, and still haven't done it. Apparently the deadline for results is October 12th, so... uh, please do so before then, and stuff. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:22, 8 October 2011

Will be doing so, no worries. :) -RAHB 21:46, October 8, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, man. I also came here to inform you that I am bored and command you to entertain me, but that's actually more useful. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 9 October 2011
Do you happen to have an interest in German psychedelic rock? -RAHB 02:27, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
Not that I'm aware of. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:19, 9 October 2011
Then I'm afraid I can only be of so much service. /me balances a toy boat on his nose -RAHB 03:22, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

About the article you're working on

Thought you could use this. MadMax 01:26, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

HAH! That is indeed a funny one. Not sure it fits the tone all that well, though, seeing as the narrator is a swanky Seattle importante who probably would never associate himself with sugary cereal. But thank you, all the same. By the by, I don't think I've ever actually had occasion to speak with you before. So while the moment is here....hello, Max =D -RAHB 01:30, October 9, 2011 (UTC)


Do you want the other two in your userspace too? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:59, 9 October 2011

Good call. I think I'll make a single page for them. -RAHB 12:03, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

Pretty much what I said to Guildy

Hi RAHB, I just saw the scoring on the PLS articles and your offer to do a review. You are right by saying there were some awesome articles on there. That would be awesome if you could tell me in a nutshell what are your thoughts on User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!. I worked a great deal on it and nobody put it in their top 5. No need for an in-depth piss session, just a couple of lines like you did for the other articles, if you'd be so kind. What doesn't work? Where to improve? What are my chances with the girl next door? Thanks Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:51, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Certainly and absolutely. I'll give you a nicely-sized review first thing tomorrow (I'm in UTC-8 and it's 10:50 PM now, and I usually wake up around 1 in the afternoon, just to let you know). Your article in particular doesn't need all that much humor tweaking, but I noticed something in the way it all unfolded that was, well, I'll cover it in the review. I certainly appreciate your effort in the event, and I'll do my best to aid you in pumping it up, as it were :) -RAHB 05:52, October 12, 2011 (UTC)


Long time no see!!!!!!!

I have been far too busy to harress you on Uncyclopedia for a long time, I am so so sorry. We have a thing going man!

Long floppy dong :D

--Wang Vandal :D 10:21, October 12, 2011 (UTC)

Aw, man. I was starting to get nostalgic there for a while. Glad to see you're still letting it all "hang loose" from time to time though. Sorry for not infinibanning you this time around, RDB got ya while I was reading something or other. My memory only goes back about 35 seconds so I have no idea what it was. Or what I'm doing. What's going on? Why are there sirens? -RAHB 10:36, October 12, 2011 (UTC)


Why did you permanently ban my IP address ( I made those edits ironically. The preceding unsigned comment was added by I am worthless shit (talk • contribs)

Well it's incredibly fucking annoying, and considered vandalism. I'll unban it if you promise to behave yourself in the future. Also, sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~) -RAHB 00:40, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Well, you don't necessarily need to unban my IP address, because, as you can see, there is a glitch in the system where I can still edit pages by logging into an account; even though I am using the same IP address. Nevertheless, I was unaware that Uncyclopedians like yourself were so easily fucking annoyed, and so considerate as far as vandalism is concerned; so I will promise not to replace every word or punctuation mark on a page with something slightly different. (I will admit that I did find replacing the word British on the page British Hedgehog with the word Australian to be awfully funny.) I will also promise not to vandalize (British? OK, vandalise). Perhaps this post seems insulting to you. If it was, then you were trolled, so disregard the parts that were insulting to you. I am really not a mean person. I am just overly sarcastic and cynical. I suppose this is a bad quality? ~~~~
LOL jk. I am worthless shit 02:47, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Not at all, I'm rather overly sarcastic and cynical myself. It's not that I personally took any "offense" to your edits (I'm also not actually British, but American), they were merely aesthetically annoying, and in line with common vandal practices that we see very often. If you'd like to put your sarcasm and cynicism to better Uncyclopedic use, you could always write an article of your own as well. I don't think you're a bad guy, but yeah, we're not huge fans of trollololing around here. So it'd be best to not do that. At any rate, your IP is unbanned now. It's actually not a glitch in the system that you can log in with your account, because accounts aren't attached to IPs, and yours was made before the IP ban. If you'd tried to make another account while the ban was on, you would have found it wasn't possible to do. At any rate, have a nice day and all that. Just don't flood recent changes again. -RAHB 03:24, October 13, 2011 (UTC)



Thanks for your vote and featurization. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:10, 14 October 2011

pls article

I'm glad to hear it was funny, and I rerouted back to the style of a Wikipedia film article - Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig. To be honest it was still in draft form when it was locked, because I thought I had a few days. Basically it is Indiana landing in the midst of a college dig, emphasis on college because I don't know how many would appreciate boring archaeological concepts without having spent a semester on them... Anyway, this is still a subtle gesture towards vfh if you think it is coherent enough. I removed some of the script like aspects that, in hindsight, added nothing. --Nikau 11:12, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Groovy man. I think I'll go ahead and nominate, but I'll wait until the PLS is "officially" over. Speaking of which, I should probably find out why it isn't "officially" over yet. -RAHB 03:00, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Wait, so how was I able to edit if. I. You. They. They unprotected it, and then they're going to unprotect me. Oh my Goooood. Is it done now, or can I still give out blow jobs? Not for the sake of points, I just like cock. -Nikau 05:23, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
All will be revealed in time... -RAHB 07:04, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

I have stolen your idea...

and put my own spin on it. You Have a Problem Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:45, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hahahahah, very cool. Clearly We Have A Problem : ) -RAHB 03:02, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
I think we could co-exist. Just an excercise on my part. Besides, you know it takes a great challenge to lure me out of retirement. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:32, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Certainly, even though the two follow a similar format, they're two different ideas that work well on their own or together. Of course, we could always overkill it all and actually write We Have A Problem. I'd raise an eyebrow, but there's no emoticon for that. -RAHB 22:45, October 18, 2011 (UTC)


HI RAHB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big fat dong :D

I look forward to the witty ban :D --Penis Vandal :D 06:49, October 16, 2011 (UTC)


It's none of my business, but I noticed you huffed an article called Wayside school. Turns out it's actually a book series and TV show. It also had an ICU tag on it, I think. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 22:27

Yeah, all of those things are true. But it sounded to me like he was comparing his friends to the book/TV thing or something. Eh, I dunno, I guess I'll just restore it. Probably won't make it past the week anyway. -RAHB 00:18, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
I've read the books when I was 9 or something (the first one at that) and it gave me the giggles. Had no idea there was a TV show based on it until I Googled it. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 October 2011, at 00:23
Regardless, that article is looking pretty shit. -RAHB 00:26, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

still doing audio?

You seem to be the go to guy for podcast like things and I figured there is so much to play with in the base idea of UnNews:US withdrawal in Afghanistan may be followed by more strategy alterations, warm fuzzy feeling if you have the time. The article is about 2 years old but only struck renewed relevence in the last month.--Nikau 01:39, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, I could do that. I'll try to get around to it tonight, but if not then it'll have to wait 'till next week sometime. I've got a busy weekend coming up. -RAHB 01:50, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
Don't worry 'bout a thing, have a fun busy weekend. --Nikau 11:21, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

You've been deleting userspace redirects

And I'm not sure why. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:43, 21 October 2011

Oh, BizzeeBeever requested those deletions in IRC. Sorry, I should have put a deletion summary or something. -RAHB 09:46, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
I need to stop having the admins do my bidding. Somebody's bound to ban me, just to put me in my place.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Oct 21 '11 10:41 (UTC)
Ah, okay. I'll fix the red links in the archives to point to the current titles. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:29, 21 October 2011

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote

...on that UnNews piece I did. Sure, it was a cheap feature, but I consider it reparation for the unceremoniously-discarded Why?:I should probably keep my drapes closed, which I consider my best work. Also, my garden fucked your mom.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Oct 22 '11 11:04 (UTC)

Casual words

Hi, I created the page Casual Words just for fun, but has been deleted for spam. I was just trying to be funny ._. Anyway sorry if I wasted your potato. Thanks for the reply! Submission! Hamburger! As you can see, I can't write or read English, so I'm glad for the shiny button, and that the current community portal can be with you, my content. --Genuzzo 19:29, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, in that case I'll unban your IP. It was nothing personal, but there's a wiki trend going around where people program spambots to insert nonsensical strings of words into the wiki and clutter the place up, so I thought it was one of those. My apologies. As far as the article goes, mayhaps it would be better suited for Illogicopedia? : ) -RAHB 19:39, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the reply, I understand. I will try with Illogicopedia. --Genuzzo 19:45, October 25, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, man. Feel free of course to continue writing here if you happen to come up with anything more coherent : ) -RAHB 20:17, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:17, 27 October 2011

Truth Is (Dr) Stranger Than Fiction

Wake & Bake with
Dr Strange
Thursdays, 6 -10am
KFJC 89.7fm
Radio devil.color.741x600

There I am in all my "glory", circa mid-90's. lol. The great thing about KFJC is there's an actual training program and you simply won't get away with most of the stuff that's in the article. Thanks for the nom and vote bra!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:39, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

It all makes sense now. Your mid-90's self also bore some resemblance to Dweezil Zappa. -RAHB 04:21, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween!

--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:13

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*cough* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:45, 5 November 2011
*hmmm ah hummmm* -RAHB 00:14, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:11, 6 November 2011


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