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♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

Kangaroowithasillyhat

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig 

I hope they like my articles here. Maybe one day I'll even get to be an admin! -RAHB 13:21, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Don't dream too big. The admins hate users with the username "RAHB". Sorry, you'll never make it. Ever.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:04, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

CRUSHERBOT

Thanks RAHB. He totally would have gone on a CRUSHING RAMPAGE BEEP BOOP BEEP if he noticed. --Flammable 12:53, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

My penis keeps turning CRUSHERBOT on. Sorry about that. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:53, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

My article

How come you put an unfinished template on my article? It was actually finished. --SadisticWolf 15:29, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it's very very short. And it's a list. And it says in itself that the author couldn't be arsed to think of anything else. And it's pretty much one huge name drop. So I figured you may like to expand on it. Perhaps some paragraphs, pictures, other angles, and more original jokes. Try reading UN:BGBU and HTBFANJS, and maybe take a look at some of our featured work for inspiration. Generally, a really short article has to be really great to stick around, and I know a few admins who may have deleted it instead of putting the template on it. Think it over for a while, try to come up with something more in depth, and see what you can get going. Nothing personal, it's just Uncyc policy. -RAHB 06:51, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. I had some writer's block so I thought I'd finish up quickly. I'll get better, I promise - I've been reading articles recently. Also, can you delete Steve Berry and gender neutrality? I give up on them, they suck. --SadisticWolf 16:38, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Look!

I have a pretty new sig! Love, Ethine sig 

That is pretty. Does it come in vanilla scent? -RAHB 07:59, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
I THINK IT'S LESS BLURRY THIS TIME. Love, Ethine sig 

Taylor Swift

I forgot about the expiration date on there, so do you mind sending it to my userspace?--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:10, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Er, sure thing, but you know the only content was "Taylor Swift is a Country singer." -RAHB 22:00, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, forgot. Never mind--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 22:07, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
No worries. -RAHB 23:59, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:51, 1 May 2010

Hello

Get on Skype you sexy bunny --++Ironfistname 06:22, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

All in good time, my lovely little lemon tart. -RAHB 06:23, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yoga

Can I have yoga back, Funnybony and I are going to work on it very soon. Thanks. Aleister sans chains 17:56 10 5 MMX

Viola. -RAHB 18:04, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! Al des chain 18:14 10 5 MMX

Glad you liked my article

You're right. Somebody needs to review it already. Thanks for the ego boost! Also, the fact that you're on last.fm is beautiful. I'm a fan It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 23:53, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

It's excellent. I've been a huge fan of your zaniness for quite some time, but I only just recently found your subpage with your listed articles. From what I've seen in three years, you don't get near the praise you deserve for your work here. Hopefully a listing on the Hall Of Shame can change all of that. And last.fm indeed, do you have an account on there? -RAHB 05:45, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
Frankly, I didn't know I had any fans. Thank-you! It really means a lot. Yeah, I have an account. I haven't been able to hear any of your stuff lately though, because of computer problems. When I have the resources, I'll have to check your stuff out. Thanks again! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:15, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Do it to it. I'd have to imagine you have many fans like me who assumed you already knew how awesome you were. Or maybe not. Maybe I'm the only one. I am, after all, a complete and utter loony bird. /me sprouts wings and burrows into the ground -RAHB 04:17, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Just letting you know my Jack Black article is now up for VFH! An enthusiastic YES! would be greatly appreciated. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:17, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
Funky! -RAHB 23:13, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
(Me jumping up and down excitably)It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:45, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Now get a skype account, ya crazy! :D -RAHB 04:49, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
I don't have a webcam. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:53, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Do you have a mic? That's all you really need. Or you could just be silent and just type into the chat. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:56, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
No mic, but I could type. I'm not sure how these things work. FINE! you win! FINE FINE DOUBLE FINE!It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:57, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Do I hear a triple fine?! Going once, going twice. Sold! To the man with the bushy eyebrows! -RAHB 05:07, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

OH MY FUCKING GOD

TWIN PEAKS IS THE MOST BADASS SHOW EVER --++Ironfistname 21:56, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Get

...your hair cut and get a job, you hippy bastard. That is all. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Taken in to account. But only if you stop caring about football and get an accent with less inflection on certain syllables, you limey wanker. That is all. Now how the hell have you been? -RAHB 00:16, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
I'm fine thanks, and you? How are you side projects coming along? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Doing well. Mostly working on music nowadays. Thinker and I have stopped working on comedy together, and I'm very close in the area of finding a job. Meanwhile I'm making plans to move up toward San Francisco area later in the year and try to perform on the local circuit. That or move to Minnesota and sell a line of potato salad hats. -RAHB 08:34, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:36, 24 June 2010

Fantasy Football 2010

It's back! Go here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:50, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!!! <3

Love, Ethine sig 

All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 12:05, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

You thought I forgot?

Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:45, 1 July 2010

Welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Annie in the Sink

Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:48, Jul 9

Thanks, dude

Thanks for reverting my drivel page.And now, here's your punishment: AAAAAAA!. Sorry, but it's fate. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:00, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Heh, as much as I love your zaniness Zim, it was actually Andorin_Kato who reverted your page. I just banned the dude. -RAHB 00:09, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:50, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 13:47, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Lol

I saw you blocked me for 5 days, and I was like "Oh crap". You kinda scared me a little. :P Thanks for shortening it- my life would kinda be empty without this place, as I have nothing better to do all summer.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 03:37, July 24 2010 UTC

I could've sworn this was TKF's talk page...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 03:59, July 24 2010 UTC
We get our curtains from the same furniture store. -RAHB 08:35, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
But do they match the drapes? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Mister Penis

I don't know if you still use the same email, but I've send you a message. Did you get it? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:41, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know, I never check it for some reason (got to get some sort of widget or something, grumble). I'll be shooting a response your way in a minute. -RAHB 07:47, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
You sir are a gentlemen, a scholar and possibly the greatest penis wielder in the Western Hemisphere. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:31, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
So long as you remain in the east, I'll be defending that title for years to come. -RAHB 08:58, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Question

When I do find a page on Special:NewPages that is low quality, what should I do next?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:10, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

List it on the QVFD, under the most recent header. Then it will be BURNED! -RAHB 23:51, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
(Or alternatively, burninated.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 04:37 (UTC)

ICU

You put my article Just Shank 'em! in ICU, but it's done and it's not supposed to have links and stuff...it's meant to be a cheesy song that short...i guess you don't like it or something :(...I'll be in a corner...alone...upset...with this nudey pen...and some tissues...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 23:44, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Lol, nudey pen. I'll take the ICU off, but you should probably move it to UnPoetia. Or something like that. -RAHB 23:50, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Unused pics

Hi, and thanks by the way. Please be selective with the unused images, I go in there quite a bit to both use pics and to place pics on other pages. And many of them are actually used on pages but they are listed there for some reason. Be kind to the unused. Aleister 3:35 30 7

Yeah, I'm making sure to look through the "links to" list on each of them. I'm only deleting the ones that are very generic, easily replaceable, or ones that I know we have duplicates of elsewhere on the site. Thanks for the concern. -RAHB 03:38, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, I should have trusted. Time to log off, and find a bit of food lying around the floor after the dog has rejected it. Then I'll fight the war on drugs for awhile. Cheers.Aleister 3:43 30 7
You're almost as bonkers as I am. Sexy. -RAHB 03:46, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
You're both almost a sexy as I am. Bonkers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 05:09 (UTC)
Well none of you are even close to my sexiness, so i win. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:11, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
I can whistle Dixie out of my nose if adequately congested. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:46, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks alot! Always appreciate your support of my funny!

Cheesy-bar-guy Hey there you. I just wanted to say that I'm glad you followed my advice. *Hick* If you need anything else, feel free to ask something something or other. I need anofer shisky shour.

That "Football" thing

If I've got it right, it's your pick. And I've already started building the team that will prop up the table all season. Yeah. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:36, Aug 2

Contest Today

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister

It's Your Turn, Mr. Penis

Just dropping by to let you know that it's your turn in the draft, just in case you missed UU's message. So, um, yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:03, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Woop, sorry about that. I didn't have the draft forum watched yet. I'll be making my pick within the next couple minutes. -RAHB 22:44, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

I remember you...

Following me home. Taking those pictures. Getting a restraining order? Remember all that fun? On another note, here's an official hi. It appears I'm sorta back. What exactly does your username stand for? - [13:14 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk

It stands for "Roooooooooooooooooob!" Which is how I say it. I wonder whether the restraining order is still in effect after your absence... -RAHB 15:35, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
I dunno, I'll have to ask the judge, I guess. And, funny, I've always pronounced your name "rar-b". But I believe this conversation has already been had, some time ago? About how you pronounce users' names. For the record, I pronounce Cajek as "Cah-jeck". Really Awesome Hymen Butcher. Equally, Racist And Hedonistic, Bitch. Raped A Horse Before? I hope you're not following my blatherings. - [18:11 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Rape And Homophobic Beatings. -RAHB 03:55, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
Really? I pronounced it "R-A-H-B", like it stood for something. I feel so wrong. (FOr the record, I say "Cay-jeck")--HM (T) 04:36, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, everybody thinks that. The caps are for yelling though. RAAAAAHBBB!!! That's what people used to say. Then I had to sign up for this Uncyclopedia thing and said "fuck it. That's a good one." All stems from the simple one syllable anglo name Rob. Boring perhaps, but you were perplexed by the possibilities of what it could possibly stand for, I'm sure. So in some silly way, I win. -RAHB 05:52, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
You don't just win, you own us now RAHB. And I guess then, I'm sorta pronouncing it right? I'm pronouncing in a British accent but I suppose that sorta comes out as "Rob" in a thick American drawl. Rar-b. - [11:26 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
UH-MUHR-EH-KUH! -RAHB 14:06, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
Exactly. That country. - [15:02 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
You essay! You essay! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:02, Aug 9

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:43, 5 August 2010

It's your turn

Football!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:07, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, it seems when you've had your turn, you're supposed to tell the next guy it's theirs. So I just had my go, so here I am, telling you. The guy who was supposed to tell me, whoever that was, didn't. Anyway, it's your go, in case that wasn't clear. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:50, Aug 9
Balls. I thought the football fairy was the one doing it. -RAHB 09:01, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
Well, when you've finished snickering at my ill-informed choices, you may unveil the next stage in your tactical masterplan. ---UU - natter UU Manhole 09:03, Aug 9
All of our choices are ill-informed. That's why it isn't our job to do this sort of thing. Regardless of that, I will crush you all and suck the living blood right out of your hearts. -RAHB 09:11, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
UU, you're playing an American football game? I'm disgusted with you. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:56 9 August 2010]
It's part of a plan to see how random, un-informed choices fare against people who think they know what they're doing. Plus, it seemed like fun. And I'm learning. I already know that RB doesn't just stand for right back... --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:16, Aug 9
Oh? What does it stand for then?! —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:17 9 August 2010]
Reginald Buck. He was a well-known deep-field filleter for the Sacramento Macho Names back in the '70s who bevelled a record 147 jar pouches in one season, and an entire position on the field is now known by his initials in his honour. Or "honor", as I should say, given my new transatlantic knowledge. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:44, Aug 9
Jeese. I like have no idea what language you're talking...I believe they call it American. You've become one of them! —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:49 9 August 2010]

'Tis your turn to pick players playing positions you've never heard of on teams you are uncertain exist.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:22, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Don't lump me in with UU. I'm an Uh-Murh-Ken, god dammit! -RAHB 01:10, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
OK, Mr Penis, you're up! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:23, Aug 12

Serious question

What does your name stand for, anyway? Rape And Happy Birthday?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:29, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, I really wish it did. That's the best one I've heard yet. It's just something internet text people used to call me back in high school. "Rahb" sounds like "Rob", and if you put it in caps, it makes it LOUD! -RAHB 03:35, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
It's your turn, Rob.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:57, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Poke

I got home and want to talk about "Frank Zappa's penis." Get on Skype! Love, Ethine sig 

Hold on while I wipe a tear of joy away at the fact you'd like to talk about a subject so dear to my heart.....okay, that's done with. TO THE SKYPE-MOBILE! -RAHB 04:37, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Do your thang

Yer up again. I doubt I'll have picked anyone you give a shit about. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:51, Aug 16

I was wondering whether to choose Braylon Edwards, or that guy with the awesome name you picked. So you've effectively made my decision for me. Thank you. -RAHB 08:52, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
I have to say, names is one area that your football pisses all over mine. We get Wayne Rooney and John Terry, you get Drew Bees, that guy whose name I'm never gonna type again, and many more. You win. Incidentally, I note I'm still the only one with a kicker. Is kicking that small a part of the game? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:01, Aug 16
It sort of goes by a game to game basis. The idea is that kicking is the last resort in a football team's offense. You get four downs per ten yards, and if you don't convert past the ten yard mark on your fourth down, the other team gets the ball. So if you don't think you're going to convert your fourth down, and you're close enough to the goal posts to make a field goal, it's usually a better strategy to take the three points for the kick (a touchdown being worth six), rather than turn the ball over and not have anything to show for that drive. It's a very important part of the game from a strategy standpoint, but the way the fantasy points are set up, a kicker isn't usually going to make the biggest difference in any given week. In the actual live sport, however, kicking can strongly influence the game. A number of games come down to a one or two point deficit with very little time remaining, and a kick in the last few seconds can win it all. There's also uses for kicking that don't involve actually scoring, such as every quarter begins with a kickoff to the team who is supposed to start that quarter with the ball, and that on fourth downs where your team probably isn't close enough for a field goal, a punt is usually executed, which involves free-kicking the ball in the opposite way to try to start the opposing team's next drive as far from the goal line as possible. How good your kicker is can greatly influence the field position of the opposing team, and ultimately dictate the flow of the game. But when playing fantasy football, these factors aren't normally included because their affect on the game is abstract and very hard to quantify. The other thing with fantasy football is that even if you have the best kicker in the league, he may be a member of a team that is either very bad offensively, or so good that whenever they get close to the goal line, they usually score a touchdown and there's no need for the kicker (although after every touchdown there is a short kick for an extra point, so that can also factor in, because every touchdown gives the kicker another chance to score for their team). Then there's the whole onside kick thing, and that's basically when you kick the ball short on a kickoff with the intent of your own team recovering in order to nab yourself another possession. Overall I have no idea why we named the sport "football". I think it was some sort of spiteful gesture towards the British or something, because we were so proud of inventing our own sport. I'd really name it something more like American Rugby. -RAHB 09:34, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
I think that is the single most helpful and comprehensive reply I've ever had to a question on Uncyclopedia. Thank you. Are you sure you're feeling alright? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:39, Aug 16
Dickslol? -RAHB 10:16, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Lol indeed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:25, Aug 16
That is a wonderful analysis of the kicking game. It is vaguely reminiscent of my many explanations of the game. I think you could have an article there. We could call it handegg.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:23, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Handegg, yes, that's the one. Of course football is about being Manly Men Manliness Manly Men Man Eating Frozen Beer And Hitting Crossing Guards With Fallen Trees Man Men, so a name like "handegg" makes the players feel like their testicles are the size they actually are. It's not a coincidence that Americans chose a landmass that has a giant dick hanging off of it. -RAHB 21:50, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
GO!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:00, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

I made the league

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:33, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Excellent -RAHB 23:11, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeXBox 11:51, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Vote4This

Vote for HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes! Here's the link:

Uncyclopedia:VFH

DO IT NOW! Reply.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:26, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

Please do not whore to me. If I find your article and think it is funny, I will vote for it. I don't need your self-promotion here, and it's not going to make me want to vote for your article anymore. Also, Jeff Dunham isn't funny. -RAHB 04:05, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
I'm surprised he hasn't been banned yet... —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:39 21 August 2010]

goretti

what was wrong with goretti the campanologist ? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

Partially what is wrong with this talk page message. There's absolutely no reason to put a million spaces in between everything, and there is reason to use proper capitalization. The other issue with the article was that it was very short, was almost identical to the Wikipedia page, had no humor, made no attempt to describe what was going on, and made no attempt at any jokes. In the future, please sign your talk page messages with four tildes (~~~~) and don't put any spaces between the margin and your statement (for an example, click the edit button and view this message that I'm leaving. Notice how I do both of those things that I just said and it looks nice and tidy). You can try the article again and put a construction tag on it if you'd like, but you'll need to expand it beyond what it was, and add some funny. -RAHB 09:17, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

```` wear a hat when you stalk to me in future I FiNd imProper capitalization more Washington -your knowledge of Irish humour and irish politics could be stored on a dust that'S all she mote ```` take a million paces back and fall over a tall stiff ```` you one eyed man-bug from UnCleotopaedophilia no wait bug eyed cyclops from Unbicylefeedy ya oh tish pooey 1111 Phrage 10:31, August 21, 2010 (UTC) can you put the article back and i will stick up a construction sign and go to work to make it longer and phuck you with it ? Phrage 10:35, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

You have to prove yourself to have a grasp of the English language before you can go rewriting its rules. I wish I understood any of what you said, but your lack of capitalisation, punctuation, grammar somewhat got in the way. And if you're lucky, you might get your article restored to your userspace... —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:36 21 August 2010]
And yes *cough* I shouldn't be here, this isn't my talkpage.... —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:38 21 August 2010]

Your own grammar is at fault in the imperious and anti-Joycean decree above. I wish you understood too, but wishing ain't fisting and your anal approach to language makes you walk funny. Are you a leading light of the John Birch Society ? If so then what are you doing on a parody site ? Read up on inverted commas and transitive and intransitive verbs and keep up those sphincter spasm avoidance exercises.

Alright, yes yes, you're Irish or something. I get it. You're still not funny, you're just ridiculous. Regardless here's your article in userspace. Don't choke on it. -RAHB 20:30, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
The point of grammar is to make sentences easier to understand for the reader. There's no point in having grammar and punctuation that you can't understand. I mean you're welcome to speak Gobbledegook but no one will understand you. "wear a hat when you stalk to me"? Also, "your knowledge of Irish humour and irish politics could be stored on a dust that'S all she mote"? I think that it is especially important that you are understood when you are insulting someone, otherwise what's the point? It seems to me like you're being smart for the sake of being smart. In fact the way you're using grammar and insulting people seems contrived and look-at-me-I'm-clever. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:50 21 August 2010]
riverrun and whatnot etc etc etc etc. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:54 21 Aug 2010] PS also Joyce was better and more bearable when he made sense and didn't try all of these extravagant orthographical experiments and didn't loop back to the beginning only to start with silly words like
Indeed. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:55 21 August 2010]
Also, are you a leading light of the James Joyce society? If so, I apologise, but you've lost us. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:58 21 Aug 2010]
Would it not be trailing light or something? Or looping light? Or `light`leading`? —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:00 21 August 2010]

YesTimeToEdit -all language is contrived and a performance even that of pompous and mistaken editors such as yourself> The Captain Kirk entry contains thousands of commas as a brilliant comment on Shatner's delayed speech acting style -are you going to rush off with your ruler and your pencil skirt and try to change that? I think you need a time machine to go back to be Sub Editor in charge of Grammar on the 1951 London Times. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

Not all language is contrived. And, ironically, you are the pompous one, to appear from nowhere and claim that your usage of the English language is so superior to mine. 1950s? I don't know what world you're living in, I'm simply going about my business, using the currently accepted language. I don't see the point in using statement grammar. I didn't understand it and so your grammar failed in its primary objective. As for pencil skirt? Erm? I am a "Mister" and so - at least in my understanding of English - a man. As a man I am not particularly fond of wearing skirts. You seem to me like a Joyce fanboy, who is obsessed and idealises the writer. Of course his work is very interesting, but it's not exactly appropriate in this setting, is it? Your use of such abnormal English seems similar to name dropping. Congratulations, you've read 300 pages of Joyce, or whatever. Unless you want to simply talk to yourself, you've got to understand that here - Uncyclopedia, over the internet - we have to be able to understand each other. I don't write in beautiful flowing descriptive language, because I'm not writing a novel, and I don't write with lots of jargon because I'm not writing some technical manual. £10.50 could be written as /10/50£, but it isn't, because that's wrong. It's wrong because no one else does it. It's all very well being individual and standing out, but the equivalent of "/10/50£", in grammar terms, means nothing to me. Now, can you stop your childish and rather awkward insults before some poor soul finds this conversations, mistakes it for something they might want to read, reads it and looses their sense of humour, permanently. Grammar is grammar is grammar. Boobs would be a far more interesting topic. Why don't you go read that, actually? Tell me if it's funny. Comment on how you like the grammar. Oh, and as you don't know me, I'd rather you didn't make assumptions about my character. Alternatively you can call me a grammar Nazi and liken me to Hitler and such like and probably make my day. That is all, dear sir. Actually, I lie, P.S. Penis. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:03 21 August 2010]
Try and tell me that that Captain Kirk entry doesn't annoy you. AAAA, AA AAAA AAAAA, AAA AAAAAAA'A AAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AA A AAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAA AAAA AAAA. AAAA, A'A AA A AAAA AA AAAA. Your pseudo-Joycean grammar/orthography might suit an entry on Finnegans Wake, but when people discuss things they tend to want their message unobscured.
Also, Godwin's Law, YTTE, and the conversation's over. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[22:08 21 Aug 2010]
Yurp, Godwin's Law! —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:14 21 August 2010]
If you want people to help you, Phrage, you could try not being a dick. It helps.--HM (T) 23:35, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Boobs? Penis? Nazis? And you think others are childish Um Ok. Dicks ? Does that law not say the mentioner of the Nazis has lost the argument ? Oh never mind Phrage 23:44, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

That right there is exactly what I'm referring to! Don't be so rude. This fight helps no one.--HM (T) 23:48, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
Godiwn's Law does state that the first person to make references looses. I've lost. And i'm throwing a Loosing Party. Phrage, your superior grammar and argumentative skills triumphed! Now, you're invited to my Loosing Party. There shall be boobs and dicks, whichever you prefer. There shall also be Nazis. But, I'm afraid to say, there will be lots of commas, speech marks, full stops and question marks. Helpme, you're invited too. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:50 21 August 2010]

Shame you are only semi-retired you pompous patronizing pufter -who asked you to butt in your tuppence worth ? go find someone else to go anal on Phrage 23:55, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

You're a cute one, aren't you? You just hate everybody and are ready to throw insults at said number of bodies for the slightest of comments. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:59 21 August 2010]
As a matter of fact, I am gay, so saying that to me is like saying to a straight guy "Go have sex with a woman". Nobody asked me to butt in- but nobody asked you to be an ass. Or asked you to violate both of Uncyclopedia's rules]. You can't tell me what to do. I'll make a point wherever I feel it's needed whether you approve or not. Get over yourself or get out.--HM (T) 23:59, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
People say even that all the time as profanity. Think about it. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:07 22 Aug 2010]

For someone who writes beseechingly about the evils of cabals you seem to still get your kicks out of running with the other nuns here -the stated aims of this site are humour and parody not chiding while hiding. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

Perhaps you should look into situations before passing judgement on other's responses to said situations. Although, I'm sure you can't exert that much effort. Besides, it might make you intelligent. Now that would be weird.--HM (T) 02:43, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Seriously, have you just memorised a whole load of insults? I think you should stop spewing them everywhere, you're embarrassing yourself and cluttering the page. And HELPME: Correction, he has violated all three. Do you see him dancing? I don't. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:03 22 August 2010]

Gays are often witty -(some of my best friends are fags) and i can appreciate a waspish bon mot as well as the next guy but the anal I am referring to is mental and exhibited thankfully by very few. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

You say YTTE's lost from Godwin's Law? Where's your Godwin's Law now? (see the edit summary) MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:07 22 Aug 2010]
I did not notice that. Hah. I guess I'll have to call off the Loosing Party. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:11 22 August 2010]

Collectively you are acting as tiresomely as last years veterans in a summer camp ragging on the new guy.Phrage 00:08, August 22, 2010 (UTC)Go write something funny ! What's the last thing any of you wrote that merits a giggle ?Phrage 00:08, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Again with your contrived insults! I understand that you are trying to sound more intelligent than you actually are, but by continually spewing far too lengthy abuse, with too many adjectives, you sound - frankly - stupid. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:11 22 August 2010]
YTTE wrote Why?:I'm In court, Mum and I wrote UnScripts:Good Cop Inanimate Cop both not too long ago. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[00:12 22 Aug 2010]
Mac, you whore! And I have no idea why "court" is not capitalised. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:18 22 August 2010]

too many adjectives ! hahaha i used one: "funny" -which is supposed to be the purpose of this site -one that seems to have eluded you girls. Greenwald trumps Godwin but you guys are more Grizzwald or even Jizzwald. Phrage 00:21, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

"Collectively you are acting as tiresomely as last years veterans in a summer camp ragging on the new guy". I don't see "funny" anywhere (either the word or the meaning of the word). I assume you mean "last years' "? My suspicion is that you can't string a vaguely coherent sentence together and so justify that with "modernism" and the like. This argument is at least keeping me entertained, I suppose. So, play on! But, please, please, could you not at least try to make your insults less generic? Less like you're trying to sound clever? I mean while you're at it, you might as well have a go at my mum, no? —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:28 22 August 2010]

A child rape and a story about Lego being from Denmark ; perhaps I was being too obscure for you again :Phrage 00:32, August 22, 2010 (UTC) I asked when did you last write something funny ?

Didn't you know that child rape is sexy? Just so you know, Phrage, I've decided that your level of asshattery no longer deserves serious responses. As such LOL EAT COCK! Etc. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:37 22 August 2010]

I thought this site was supposed to attract the witty and observant -the"Collectively" entry you are referring to, which saddened you with too many adjectives has no adjectives But I am not a cruel man - I suspect your neighbourhood community school may run a remedial special ed grammar class for slow adults - you might even get a free travel pass to attend. Phrage 00:39, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Unless you count new and summer -should I explain them to you Phrage 00:44, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

"Collectively" entry? New and summer? I don't know what you are talking about. I'm referring to this here conversation. What you said here. And see, we all like profanity and porn at Uncyclopedia. I just can't get enough, personally. I like your subtle use of irony in suggesting that I need grammar classes. Do you think I could trade my free travel pass in for BOOBIES? —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:45 22 August 2010]

"asshattery" -how very Joycean ! but be careful -confederacies of dunces gather here very quickly to smother any words they find too flashy or non conformist Phrage 00:47, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

are you all hummericans ? is it 'cos I is from yurrup ? we presume that because there is some overlap that we speak the same language but here is evidence to the contrary apart from twain and bill bryson there is a lot more prairie than priory, it's ok --i understand now, it be a colonies thing.Phrage 00:56, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Did they all go for cheeseeburgers at once ?Phrage 00:58, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

I think he's going with the "sound like a rambling idiot" strategy, now.--HM (T) 02:45, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
YTTE's British, and I won't reveal my nationality, but I certainly don't identify as American. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:46 22 Aug 2010]

May I just say at this point that I am terribly sorry that this massive conversation was carried out without its host. Deepest apologies. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:46 22 Aug 2010]

Oh God a Brit, a rambling hillwalker who talks in the third person, and a Yank who 'wants to be something else but it's a secret' -who are these people ?

even the guy shoving Lego into a nine year old rectum had some chutzpah The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

I'm an expatriate—wasn't even born in the States. It's been shown that I speak Correct English and East Asian languages (well, only one fluently). Perhaps that should convince you I'm not a "Yank" ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:39 22 Aug 2010]
But if you are in need of an American to target, I think our host may very well be one, judging by the way he spells his name. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:10 22 Aug 2010]

Let me make this very clear. The next time I see an argument of any sort like this going on on my talk page, especially one this unbelievably idiotic, I'm going to ban the lot of its contributors for an undisclosed period of time. I'm not wearing my angry hat, but I'm wearing my "what the fuck are you doing?" hat. This is my talk page, and I don't like to be associated with this sort of pointless bickering, about nationality, language, what people's perceptions of humor and good art are. Take this sort of shit to your own talk pages or to a forum, or better yet, meet up in person and hash it the hell out. I realize that in this particular instance, things slipped out of control fast (probably), and I would have stopped this sort of thing had I been here at all while it was going on. I also realize that this Phrage fellow is not the sharpest tack in the drawer. I'm not angry at anyone, I'm not going to ban anyone, but I want to make it perfectly known that I do not want myself and my talk page associated with this type of discussion, a directionless flame-torrent that is hardly even coherent, has ended in no sort of progress whatsoever, and ropes me in by association. Phrage, you were being a bit of a dick. However, Yettie and Mac (who I've never actually had the pleasure of talking to. Pleased to meet you, sir) egged Phrage on far more than necessary, and while all that may be fine, I simply don't like that sort of thing going on on this page. I've restored the article and that should be the end of this.

Glad to see you gentlemen. Stop in any time for a buttered scone or some such. Though you'll have to show up early to tell me exactly what a scone looks like so I can pick them up at the grocery. -RAHB 05:57, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

lol wtf is going on --Roman Dog Bird 06:04, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
I dunno. Something with potatoes and funny words I think. -RAHB 06:36, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Is there not a site like that ? with funny words and a jigsaw potato as its emblem  ? called Uncle Cyclops or Recycled Paedophiles or some such ?
Uncle Cyclops! Hahahahahah! -RAHB 08:12, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Uh, yeah, sorry, thought this was getting a bit long. Do you want this whole conversation moved to the article talk page or something? Because as you said, er, this is your talk page. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:53 22 Aug 2010]
Nah, don't worry about it. I actually got a little out of hand in my message myself, I was just sort of overcome when I saw this. I'm not actually going to ban anyone for posting on my talk page. And what happens on a talk page is the history of that page, so it's fine, I'll leave it here. Sorry if I scared anyone. -RAHB 19:49, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
*emerges from behind the sofa, trembling* Uh...uhhh...I think I may have er made a mess of your carpet. It's just you were pretty scary... —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:03 22 August 2010]
ON MY TALK PAGE?! CLEAN IT UP OR I'LL BAN EVERYONE! -RAHB 20:06, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Is it wrong that I'm aroused? *goes to get the mop* —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:08 22 August 2010]
I have to say something nice to make myself look less bad...uh..uh....I love you.--HM (T) 20:07, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
You all are commanded to be aroused. You're all masochists, of course? -RAHB 20:12, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Naturally. And helpme, how about a love cookie? Express your love in cookie finery! For only €19.19! Buy now or regret opportunity for whole life! —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:29 22 August 2010]

Fucking buttered scones.

How do they work? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat08:57, Sunday 22 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Can we have happy scones please? They look like...well scones...—RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:56 22 August 2010]
Correct me if I misunderstand the purpose of a scone, but would it be prudent/possible to put a frosting smiley face on one? That would do the trick. -RAHB 19:52, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK YOU

How DARE you insult me like that you dickhead, I ought to fuck you up - seriously? what makes you so damn high-and-mighty? You got a problem with me? fine - no need to be an aggressive asshole about it.. fuck you. --Frogmanic 19:51, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hit me with your best shot. (FIRE AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!) -RAHB 19:53, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Fart-popeye4
I've just been edit conflicted three times so HAH! Admin protect, bitches! Also, I forgot what I was going to say. -RAHB 19:59, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, that was me. I reverted him because I think he's that troll guy we've had recently, but then I read the whole section and decided to leave it up to you.--HM (T) 20:04, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
He's almost certainly a troll. If you could link me to which one you're referencing, I can do all the necessary sadistic admin things to him. Otherwise, I lolt. -RAHB 20:07, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
There was a forum about him here, where Andorin called him "Papa-Smurf". Of course, the forum gave him the attention that trolls crave, so it was decided that we do nothing except what we always do.--HM (T) 20:10, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, he's that guy, is he? /me rolls up sleeves -RAHB 20:23, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
I hate that guy, as for that guy I'm not familiar with his work. —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:28 22 August 2010]
He's hardly even a threat compared to that guy. He's the worst. -RAHB 21:59, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
Don't even get me started on that guy! —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:21 22 August 2010]

Good morning. I swallowed a bar of soap on Saturday and was foaming at the mouth ever so slightly here- sorry to anyone i snarled at,bit,or who contracted rabies or Irish Spring disease from multiple bites. Specifically the apparently usual suspects(YTTE,HM,SirMcM, and our host RAHB Roy whose mole,ginger hair, lazy eye, and ponytail i am willing to overlook for now) who in retrospect, with the exception of the occasional goad and Noob pit trap , were only trying to help. See you on the barricades.⦿⨦⨀ phrage 11:20, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Swimming! Thank you for acknowledging my mole. I had it custom made. -RAHB 18:37, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
If you squeeze it does yummy mexican mole sauce come out  ? that must be so cool and make you very popular at ethnic parties and with girlfriends.But as Hannibal Lecter says all good things must come to an end and i have presumed upon your hospitality long enough- there must be a turkey slice somewhere that needs a south of the border garnishing. ⦿⨦⨀ phrage 21:08, August 23, 2010 (UTC)Oh and whoever changed one of my signature eyes to a black eye on Saturday -THAT was funny.

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL FOR MAKING ME LOOK AT THAT!

GOD SHALL SMITE THEE AND THOU SHALT BURN IN EVERLASTING DAMNATION FOR THE SACRILEGE THAT IS POPEYE PORN! Also, it's your turn in Fantasy football. Hurry, because I just told UU it was his turn, and he's got an itchy trigger finger.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:01, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Tell him to keep his fingers away from dirty, dirty prostitutes. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:52, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Now, does "away from" necessarily have mean "not inside of"? Because... -RAHB 06:21, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not entirely sure. I am sure that it's your go, though. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:25, Aug 24
I'm like a bullet! -RAHB 08:30, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Hey man, what's up.

Hey, RAHB. I was just wondering how did you get a picture on the upper left corner of where the Uncyclopedia logo is? Can you give me some tips on how to do that? Please reply. --APR 14:01, August 24, 2010 (UTC)APR

This code: {{nologo}} <span style="position:absolute;top:-40px;left:-198px;z-index:1;">[[Image:Zappa01bl2.png|200px]]</span>. The {{nologo}} bit obviously gets rid of the logo and then hte span bit positions the image where the logo should be. Put your own image where RAHB's got [[Image:Zappa01bl2.png|200px]] and voila! —RAGHEAD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:58 24 August 2010]
Yes, what he said, that's exactly how. Also, a tip on uploading whatever image you upload, it's best if it's a square (400px by 400px for example) or somewhat square-like, and if it's 400px or smaller. I think anyways. I have no idea how that thing works but I copied it from somebody else. Yettie probably knows more about it than I do. -RAHB 22:45, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Football

Your turn again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:31, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

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