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Hello, RAHB/Talk Archive 1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! ---- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:31, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Um, UnNews:Millions die in Scandinavian car crash is not a work in progress, but a stub, in fact. In fact, it's not even a stub, it' a butt-ugly, badly-formatted collection of text with no real purpose. I even had to fix the title. Next time, try to jot the title of a future article elsewhere, like in your own user space, and finish the article there, then put it up in UnNews and/or Uncyclopedia. But first, you'll want to read on for the standard welcoming drivel most UnNews types get at the beginning. Salaami! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:20, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, RAHB, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

noobness is ok

Don't sweat it, padre. In my country, they execute panhandlers, so I'm just as lucky. If that made sense to you, I suggest therapy. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:17, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Im not sure I get it because without tge BR's it was all crazy looking

Still dont get the sig thing! -- Masterd

Ill never remember it -- Masterd

Wait so I can do the tildas too? Masterd 07:31, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth

Network rage I'm Mad As...

Thank you for your vote. And, yes, I'm seeking professional help.

Thanks for the vote, mate. And Congrats on your award... NOOB! :) Kenvalyi 01:51, 1 April 2007 (UTC)


This is in no way a "omg ur doin something wrong", but a check. {{SUBST:nosubst|User:RAHB/sig}} in the nicknames box on preferences and check the raw signatures box. Then ~~~~ should give you sig and timestamp. Random checking finished. Congrats on your award. —Braydie 19:23, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Last One There

Hey, your article that was called Last One There has been moved to User:RAHB/Last One There for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 17:45, 24 April 2007 (UTC)


Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

May NotM

Thanks for voting for me. As a reward...

Pacifier Necropaxx gave you a pacifier for voting him for NotM!
Careful, it's been used.

Thanks for the vote

Kittymeal For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.


Ooo, lawl'd at my article and a Zappa fan? Now that sounds like a friend of mine! ;) --THINKER 06:51, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Only Business

Thanks for the nomination and the review. Hopefully this will do well.--Winstanley1 14:59, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey there

You liked the Dane Cook book too? Sweet. Maybe I should nominate it again, I seem to have a lot of support on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:28, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

DON'T TOUCH IT! Or at least don't take credit for authorship if you do. That's what Thinker's trying to do. Peh. But in all seriousness, clean away.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:46, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Then nom it! Now would be an excellent time...:)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:00, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps belated, but thank you. You know what else would be awesome, if you voted on VFH for iTrip. I think you'll like it. Affirmatives are, of course, preferred, but if you must vote against (as you did with Procrastinators), I respect that too.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:38, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Sweet! Go for it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:42, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
\o/! You did it! Thanks. You just made a girl very happy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
Was it the "Sir" in my sig that perhaps threw you off? I am a guy, in case you didn't know. No woman could be this sick.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:02, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Shwank You!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:28, 29 June 2007 (UTC)


Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

0 This user has contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

And have a point keepin' userbox. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:02, 29 June 2007

I think I owe you a "Welcome to UnNews"

welcome to UnNews (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:09, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the thank you!

RedundRedund Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him

Please accept this redundant template

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him

Please accept this redundant template

Also, lol@Zim's failure above :D --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:16, 30 June 2007 (UTC)


Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:18, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Yet another confirmation of zim's greatness; happened upon by chance, no less. :) --THINKER 02:19, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

And you receive this award as I listen to Carolina Hardcore Ecstacy, so in a way, we all win! ;) --THINKER


/me wipes feet. Thanks for the WotM nom. Even if I don't win, it's the thought that counts.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)


Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

I also prefer tradition over convenience. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:24, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

Newcookie User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:50, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Tah Guv'ner!

Just a quick message from The Hunt to say thanks. Would give you a template but we had an argument and it isn't answeringmy calls...--The Hunt Rook A dash of Dickensian Knight 12:40, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!

Great voice, enunciation, and delivery... and truly Evil! I commend you, sir! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Ditto that. Fucking excellent RAHB! I was coming to give you the exact same award. :) --THINKER 03:47, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

And we so dedicate. ;) --THINKER 04:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


Dude! You rock!!! More audios for UnNews! Wicked pissa!!! Thanks for your continuing contributions to our collective. The Party says thank you, too. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:48, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

I broke my little finger trying to play the F chord

Hey RAHB, thanks for wanting to help. Regarding the sound, I think strummed might work the best, but hey, as the heading implies, I'm not very smart with guitar. I've added chords at: UnTunes:I Forgot The Words/Chord you can mess about with them if you want. Finally, my piano is a bit out of tune, so if everything sounds a bit off, thats my fault. You can, obviously, fix it with a pitch change in Audacity. Thanks again. --AtomDsig.png 18:49, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

And, if you want, maybe you could take a look at me and Bradaphaser's Deathly Afraid later. User:Atomic Disturbance/temp. Wow. --AtomDsig.png 20:17, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Magnifying Glass Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:51, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

AtomicPrizeAvatar Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
Mainly because he gets them for free.
For helping out--AtomDsig.png 08:45, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Okay, so yeah, you didn't help out yet, but I'm going away for a while and so I'm thanking you in advance. Just so you can't call me an asshole later.--AtomDsig.png 08:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)


Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ceridwyn (talk • contribs)


Hey adopt me, please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeas - uh. No seriously. Adopt me. Please. -- SillyGuy 19:00, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for adopting me. I'll start bugging u in right earnest. -- SillyGuy 10:31, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

I am for to be thanking you now

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

Potato Salad The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.


Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~ Tophatsig 18:10, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Gurgle, gurgle...

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