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Dick Warehouse (full name Richard's Enormous House Of Phalluses, Phallic Objects, Phallic Supplements, and Pet Food) is a specialty Super Store located in the San Fernando Valley, California. Owned and managed by Richard L. Dong, the warehouse was founded in 1978 as a public service to those in need of purchasing large quantities of dicks, as well as rare and hard-to-find varieties of cocks, dongs, and penises. The business model has since expanded, in addition now selling dildos, prosthetic dicks, a small array of sexual gratification aids, and pet food.
The Dick Warehouse is boasted to have over eight million dicks in stock, coming in any of over 900 varieties.