User:RAHB

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It seems that my penis fell off. Can you help me find it? I have the microscope right here

VANDALISM!!!

“If you have clumsy children, you make 'em wear a helmet. If you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.”

~ Dr. Venture on Common Sense

“Do that thing where you compliment 'em and they come home with ya!”

~ Dale on Picking up chicks

“My favorite drugs, in order, are tobacco, LSD, marijuana, vicodin, and alcohol. And by 'in order' I mean that I like to take them in that order all at the same time.”

~ RAHB on being an utter druggie

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Grand Cocksuckingmotherfucker of the Order
Image:Frank_Zappa.jpg This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

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This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

RAHB is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 4 months and 11 days.






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ANOTHER LINK!

I've Written Some Articles. Take A Look.

I've Written Some UnNews. Take A Look At These Too.

Some People Choose To Spend Their Time Writing About Me.

I've Written Some Shitty Stuff. Don't Take A Look, If You Can Help It.

I've Done Some Audios. Meh.

The world famous RAHB Studios. Located in scenic Shithole, California.

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