User:RAHB

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Care for a gin and tonic, my good man?
IM NOT WEARING PANTS!!!

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Grand Cocksuckingmotherfucker of the Order
Image:Frank_Zappa.jpg This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

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This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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RAHB is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
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This user is one Jolly Rodger.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 8 months and 29 days.






THE IMAGES
THE AWARDS
ANOTHER LINK!

I've Written Some Articles. Take A Look.

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2008

2007

I've Written Some UnNews. Take A Look At These Too.

2008

2007

Some People Choose To Spend Their Time Writing About Me.

I've Done Some Audios. Meh.

The world famous RAHB Studios. Located in scenic Shithole, California.

Article Narrations

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I'd Like To Show You Some Other Things

Other Stuff I Done

Other Stuff I Like To Link To

Things About Frank Zappa

<TrollKing> why is frank zappa so unconventional?
<ColinAYB> ...
<RAHB> He is so unconventional because convention is boring
<ColinAYB> Why is Jesus black with a beard?
<ColinAYB> Because Frank Zappa said so.
<RAHB> And because somebody has to be

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