User:R. Daneel Olivaw

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Robot-sonny
I r robot. But this one is just ugly.
“The R. stands for "robot"”
~ Captain Obvious on R. Daneel Olivaw


Note to self and any bored passerby: Traduce this page to newspeak. Rectify userpage refs to newspeak.

Hi. The R. stands for robot, as anybody with an IQ higher than that of a moron could figure out. I got tired of that whole detective work with that guy from Caves of Steel so I started editing Uncyclopedia with my almighty robotlike powers of mind control and spoonbending. I pwn so bad.


edit Some Nonsense

Anywho, since this is my personal user page, I can write whatever crap I want to write in it. So, without further ado,

husihhhhouiodnuioruhvnpgirnuvi flying men! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh my hair hurts! qwertyuiopasdfghjklñzxcvbnm. qazsedcftgbhujmkol. Wawaweewa!!!11!!988!

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Roxors Boxors! The nonsense has now ceased!

edit List of Stuff

  1. I enjoy sushi.
  2. I don't enjoy fried buffalo pancreases.
  3. I edit Uncyclopedia. NSS.
  4. Stuff.
  5. More stuff.
  6. Yet a larger quantity of stuff.
  7. An amount of stuff so hugely, vastly, mindboggingly big you wouldn't believe how extraordinarily big it is.
  8. I'm the proud owner of a wall. It holds my roof up.
JustAWall The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.
  1. I'm a human. I'm not proud of it.
  2. There is no I in cephalopod. Neither is there one in team. Who cares?
  3. This is list part thingy number 7. I know it says 3, but it's the Communists trying to fool you again. Or maybe it's the invisible screwdriver that restarted the number sequence...
  4. And now for something completely different... a question. Why do suicide pilots wear helmets? Better safe than sorry.
  5. Your fly is open.
  6. OK I'm bored of this shit. If I come up with more stuff, I'll list it here for all you bored morons to see.
  7. Other users edit this page. It's OK, a bit of vandalism help never hurt anybody, and they also ruin by brilliant work correct stupid mistakes of mine.

edit Words I use in VFD

Contrary to the principles of newspeak, I have extended the usual human vocabulary into unintelligible words. So, when I finnaly get around to translating this page to newspeak, this will be the only bit left untouched. Here are a few of my copyrighted words:

Exterminerminerminate: previously exterminate, this word is pronounced in a typical italian accent to give it that "godfather" feel.

Destructinize: previously destroy, pronounce said word in a Palpatine voice in a context like "the Death Star can destructinize planets with its laser beams" to give it that sci-fi modd you always wanted. I'll add more words soon.

Killify. You can figure this out.

Deflort........

Excise. Radioactive afikomen was kind enough to offer this word when I couldn't come up with any.

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