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Please read these terms carefully, as they contain important information regarding your legal rights, remedies, and obligations, including but not limited to limitations and exclusions, and a dispute resolution clause that governs how disputes will be resolved.
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abuse or harass any other User;
attempt to impersonate any other User; or
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Please note that takedown requests will only be accepted (a) you have a good-faith belief that the material is infringing, and (b) the information you provide is accurate and that you are authorized to act on behalf of the copyright holder. You must swear, under penalty of perjury, that both of the above conditions are satified. Takedown requests that are complete bullshit will not be accepted, and you may be charged up to $250,000 in statutory damages for perjury.