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The so-called experts at Wikipedia do not have a proper article about Zekrom. We are sorry they are this lame.

Dragon snuggle

Aww... aren't Reshiram and Zekrom so cute??

Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. It is the official mascot of ...

edit Creation

Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.

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