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Those obsessed with the so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Zekrom. Help those so-called-experts and write one.

Dragon snuggle
Aww... aren't Reshiram and Zekrom so cute??

Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. It is the official mascot of ...

edit Creation

Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.

edit See also

Construction This is a subpage in Qzekrom's userspace.
But let's give it a chance. Please don't place an ICU tag on this page, as I will probably finish it later.

If you think this article could use help, then make whatever changes you see necessary, or tell me on my main talk page.
Health Warning: ALL DISCOURAGING TEMPLATES FOUND ON THIS PAGE BY CUTE ZEKROM WILL BE REMOVED ON SIGHT!
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