User:Qzekrom/Zekrom

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Aww... aren't Reshiram and Zekrom so cute??
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The so-called experts at Wikipedia do not have a proper article about Zekrom. We are sorry they are this lame.


Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a Dragon- and Electric-typeDark-type Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. And also its cuteness!

Creation

Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.

See also

Construction This is a subpage in Qzekrom's userspace.
But let's give it a chance. Please don't place an ICU tag on this page, as I will probably finish it later.

If you think this article could use help, then make whatever changes you see necessary, or tell me on my main talk page.
Health Warning: ALL DISCOURAGING TEMPLATES FOUND ON THIS PAGE BY CUTE ZEKROM WILL BE REMOVED ON SIGHT!
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