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Dragon snuggle

Aww... aren't Reshiram and Zekrom so cute??

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Zekrom. We are sorry they are this lame.


Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a Dragon- and Electric-typeDark-type Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. And also its cuteness!

Creation

Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.

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