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Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a
Dragon- and Electric-typeDark-type Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. And also its cuteness!
Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.
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