Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.
This is a subpage in Qzekrom's userspace. But let's give it a chance. Please don't place an ICU tag on this page, as I will probably finish it later.
If you think this article could use help, then make whatever changes you see necessary, or tell me on my main talk page. Health Warning: ALL DISCOURAGING TEMPLATES FOUND ON THIS PAGE BY CUTE ZEKROM WILL BE REMOVED ON SIGHT! This page will be re-checked on 13 August 2012 Thanks! alkies 14 July 2012
This tag should be removed once the article is mainspaced.