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Aww... aren't Reshiram and Zekrom so cute??

Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. It is the official mascot of ...

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Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.

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