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Sochi
A typical Sochi winter.
Motto: Cute name!
Settlement Type Sportsplex
Province Krasnodar Krai
Country Russia
Established 1838
Re-Established 1919 (by Josef Stalin)
Re-Re-Established 2014 (by the IOC)
Population Anywhere from zero to over 9000
Note to self: Try to find better quotes. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly Icons-flag-us Icons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d!
“That's a cute name for a city, especially when it's a Commietown infested with sports addicts who like to pretend they're promoting world peace.”
~ Stephen Colbert on Sochi
“In Soviet Russia, the Olympics play YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Sochi 2014
For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sochi.

Sochi is a city in Russia, considered by many to be the go-to place when you've just been in Siberia for months.


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Not much is known about the Sochi Winter Olympics. That's probably because it won't happen for another two years. You can help Uncyclopedia by enjoying London 2012 while it lasts.
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