User:Qzekrom/Sochi

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Mochi, or Vancouver?

	A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭
	"In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!" Note that both the Chiniзe and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!

Sochi
A typical Sochi winter.
Motto: Cute name!
Settlement Type	Sportsplex
Province	Krasnodar Krai
Country	Russia
Established	1838
Re-Established	1919 (by Josef Stalin)
Re-Re-Established	2014 (by the IOC)
Population	Anywhere from zero to over 9000

Note to self: Try to find better quotes. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d!

“That's a cute name for a city, especially when it's a Commietown infested with sports addicts who like to pretend they're promoting world peace.”

~ Stephen Colbert on Sochi

“In Soviet Russia, the Olympics play YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Sochi 2014

Sochi is a city in Russia, considered by many to be the go-to place when you've just been in Siberia for months.

		This article needs to be expanded. Not much is known about the Sochi Winter Olympics. That's probably because it won't happen for another two years. You can help Uncyclopedia by enjoying London 2012 while it lasts.