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Wow. piñata

All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the cream pie Revolution!

“If there is a QUILz, why does it let bad things happen?”

~ Small Child

"obscure grey piñata!!!"

~ Nelson Mandela on QUILz

“In Soviet Russia, QUILz liberates YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on QUILz

“Concentrate and ask again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a mug?

[edit] Basic User Info

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male

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Youser boches

Score last week
-∞²

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user fears the clowns.

Fox

This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is a geek.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user loves pi

This user has been blocked
1 time.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

Gu	This user holds a degree from Uncycloversity.

This user is an evil clone of QUILz.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

typo-X

This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

uk-0

This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fr-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

ja-0

This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fur-X

This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers.

do-X

This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.

ht-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

css-F

This user got an F in CSS and likes their native language better (if they have one).

MW-F

This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).

java-G

This user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.

perl-0

This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

php-G

This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.

mor-0

This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

pika-X

This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.

vl-G

This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

se-F

This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

rh-F

This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).

sa-4

This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

cpp-0

This user does not understand Cplusplus and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

ns-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.

lz-E

This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.

enl-X

This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.

pe-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.

re-L

Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.

ru-P

This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sc-E

This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.

sl-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.

us-0

This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

MS-L

Thith uther thpeakf her mind wif an awfthul lithp.

bu-A

This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.

enr-X

This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.

[edit] QUILz's alter ego

[edit] Basic User Info

APOCALYPSE MEOW
When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

[edit] Stuff that has naught to do with you

[edit] Subpages / Other Pages

[edit] History

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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[edit] Likes and Dislikes

[edit] Likes

The things QUILzy likes

Alot
Furries.
Real, authentic UNIX operating systems.
Kitchen toasters.
Yiff!
Yiff!
Yiff!
Yiff!
Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
This Guy.
These people.
Blewe is a nice color. Do you know the Muffin Man?

[edit] Dislikes

The things QUILzy hates
	You \| Your mom \| Linux \| Jimbo Wales \| Wookieepedia \| Microsoft

Dead links
Articles that don't deserve to be featured.
People who dislike things.
Freaks.
Yiff®
Yiff?
This Guy.
These people.
WikiFur.
People

who

annoyingly

misuse

randomly

indented

lists

just

to

piss

me

off.

[edit] Fourtune Cookie

[edit] Words of Wisdom and Advice

"Find God? Why? Is She missing?"

~ Richard M. Stallman

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

[edit] From their great moronic ruler

“After we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not—to uphold the laws of the land”

~ George W. Bush on elections

“After we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not—to uphold the laws of the land”

~ George W. Bush on elections

“After we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not—to uphold the laws of the land”

~ George W. Bush on elections

[edit] Nobody Cares

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The Crazy Frog caused someone to commit suicide, but nobody cares.

[edit] Games

[edit] Coin Clone Experiment VS

[edit] Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS

75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

[edit] Round 1

Me		You
EDGE	EDGE	EDGE	EDGE
EDGE	EDGE	EDGE	EDGE

[edit] Round 2

Me		You
EDGE	EDGE	EDGE	EDGE
EDGE	EDGE	EDGE	EDGE

[edit] Round 3

Me		You
EDGE	EDGE	EDGE	EDGE
EDGE	EDGE	EDGE	EDGE

[edit] ^D

[edit] See also

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Well go on, Don't you want to be hip and popular like your friends?

OH JUST DO IT, SUBSCRIBE NOW!!! FUCKTARD

OH NOES!!!!!!

"Habevtvany, guvf dhbgr vf"

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[edit] History