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Wow. lighting

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All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the cake Revolution!

Template:Killquote "loyal beige lighting!!!"

~ Gottfried Leibniz on QUILz

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“Maybe”
~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a book?

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edit Basic User Info

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male


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UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
n00b This user is a n00b.
NO This user doesn't care.
Geek This user is a geek.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
1 time.
Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small


Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Gu

This user is easily tricked.

Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of QUILz.
Tux-thinkpad This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

Skullnbones

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

Dracula1 This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
MEH This user redefines lazy.
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typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
css-F This user got an F in CSS and likes their native language better (if they have one).
MW-F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).
java-G This user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.
perl-0 This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
php-G This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
rh-F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.
pe-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.
re-L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.
ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sc-E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
MS-L Thith uther thpeakf her mind wif an awfthul lithp.
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.


edit QUILz's alter ego

edit Basic User Info


Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?
When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

Helloapocalypse


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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

edit Stuff that has naught to do with you

edit Subpages / Other Pages

edit History

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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edit Likes and Dislikes

edit Likes

The things QUILzy likes

    

edit Dislikes

The things QUILzy hates
Stop hand

You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft

Doctor-what
  • just
  • to
  • piss
  • off.

edit Fourtune Cookie

edit Words of Wisdom and Advice

“Keep London tidy; eat a pigeon.”

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

edit From their great moronic ruler

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edit Nobody Cares


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NotASausage

Al-Qaeda terrorists crash two planes into the World Trade Center killing thousands, but nobody cares; Except maybe George W. Bush, oh wait no he didn't care either.

edit Games

edit Coin Clone Experiment VS

edit Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS

  • 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
  • 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
  • 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
  • Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

edit Round 1

Me You
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Me You
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edit See also

edit Rawr

 

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edit Profit!

 

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


Stop hand   OH NOES!!!!!!
Stolen
Yoda

"Habevtvany, guvf dhbgr vf"

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