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25 November 2010
Wallmart, USA -- Black Friday is almost here or here by the time the time your reading this. retailers have been getting for the charismas rush or black Friday by changing there tasers and cattle pods to stop shoppers fighting over the last buzzlightyear toy for there whining little child while the father is calling a lawyer.
Everything is on sale $7 for a crap DS game no one wants most of the stuff on sale is broken I brought a hooker from a pimp who was doing a sale on his hoes and when I got her she was dead, that show how rubbish the stuff on sale is.
Meanwhile Amazon is doing a Black Friday sale ten second sales on good stuff and not so good stuff, £1 for the new SuBo album and the new Take that, that sold in seconds so avenge shopper won't get anything, to keep up with the US, England has put lots of stuff on sale like Katie Prices new book was on sale for £3 it sold 0 copies.