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The article entitled "Schrödinger's cat" is dead. And it's your fault for looking, <insert name here>, you heartless bastard.
For more information about Schrödinger's cat, please hit refresh until your fingers bleed, which will serve you right, you felicidal maniac.
Note: Dead cats are often caused by searching for words like "kitten" and "huffing", which is all too common nowadays, or being too damn nosey and looking in the box (only boxes containing live cats will appear in the results).