User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio

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Just as a way of spruiking myself (while not logged in) - I have just been granted a doctorate in Atheology for my work on Intelligent Math - where P = Puppy and R = Radio

Contents 1 Non-sexual yet still non-consensual intercourse 2 Tip 3 Stereotype 4 Kyle Maclackers 5 This isn't Vote Whoring it's Pre-Nomination Whoring 6 Intelligent Math 7 Name Changer ? 8 Conservation Week 9 I was watching Valkyrie 10 Experimental review 11 A great user can't log in 12 Sing for me 13 Godly Pee Review of Intelligent Design 14 Would you please 15 Sobriety is so over rated 16 Sup yo 17 Thanks! 18 It's a mermaid! 19 Ahem 20 The Aristocrats! 21 Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness 22 Pee Review template 23 Carebears 24 Did I break Wikia? 25 It takes a village to raise an idiot 26 Ha! ILYATDBBBTASFG! 27 File:Buffy maneuver.gif 28 Cheers!

[edit] Non-sexual yet still non-consensual intercourse

Everything okay there, chief? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:34, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

yeah. new job starting tomorrow, so I'm slowing down for a while. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] Tip

When listing your userpages that you've moved to mainspace on QVFD, remember to use the {{redirect}} template, otherwise an admin may delete the mainspace article they get redirected to by mistake. Jus' sayin'. --UU - natter 09:54, Nov 15

Modus said the same thing to me once. You admins, can none of you do anything right.    Orian57    Talk   14:10 15 November 2009

[edit] Stereotype

Reviewed it for you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:11, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, I wouldn't be that drastic about things: the first section is fine, as it plays the straight man, the and whitening of the backgrounds of the images is not at all necessary. If you want to make those revisions, fine (it's your article, after all), but I scored you a 42.25, so it's not like the article is bad in its current state. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:18, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Well, regardless of what you decide to do, I'm glad my review was helpful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:52, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Kyle Maclackers

thnk u very much for your input. I had already checked the article for Laura palmer and ignored it because it was making my eyes bleed, so ure Amanda palmer article was an enjoyable find. I have linked accordingly, and borrowed it about his new-age detective methods. thnx.

on another note, you never got back to me on the keanu reeves article :( It's understandable if you couldn't find time to do one of your epic reviews, I'm just still looking for a yes or no on the Kung fu section at the bottom. ---Matfen815 23:34, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

It's on my list of things to do, but real life got in the way. This is the first day that I've had to really sit down and get the ball rolling on a couple of things. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

I must admit, I HATE it when reality gets in the way. I can only offer my deepest sympathies, and hope it is only temporary.---Matfen815 23:40, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] This isn't Vote Whoring it's Pre-Nomination Whoring

I know you're busy, but if you have a chance could you look at HowTo:Be Homeless in America and see if you think it's ready for VFH? I've had two prominent editors say they think it is, but neither one has nominated it, so I'd like your opinion.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:52, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, missed this post. Will get to it tonight my time. (Given I was really impressed with it last tme I expect that it will be a nom.) User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio

[edit] Intelligent Math

I saw the link at the top of your talk page, and as I'm half asleep right now starting reading the article and got through the first paragraph before I looked to see if it was really Wikipedia. Then I found out it wasn't. I'm going to have to look at it again when I'm awake.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:57, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Intelligent Maths, I didn't know there was such a thing. --Ozymandiaz 13:28, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Name Changer ?

Hey Puppy , can you stick to one identity on your signatures ? Otherwise I think you are running a clone factory somewhere deep in the South Seas...--RomArtus (talk) 12:03, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Can I stick to one identity? Hmmm... where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] Conservation Week

You are the winner, with an impressive 8 rewrites in two weeks. You utterly destroyed the competition, especially when you consider the fact that nobody else entered anywhere near as many articles as you did. You are also the first person to win this award outright. Congratulations good sir. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:36, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Hooray for me! where P = Puppy and R = Radio

Damn kids. Even if you are my uncle. (Seriously, Congrats!)     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:06, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Good job there. All I got was a ribbon of participation and a t-shirt and a kiss from Chief. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:10, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

You got a kiss on the cheek? How come I didn't get one? And I even showed him my bum.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:12, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Cheater! If they only counted all my articles four times I would have won for sure! Seriously though, congrats!  ~  Happytimes are here!  (talk) (stalk)   04:18, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Here is my ego. Isn't it cute. Feel free to stroke it. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

/me goes all Lennie from Of Mice and Men on POTR's ego. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 06:52, Nov 24 2009

[edit] I was watching Valkyrie

And I saw a puppy on the radio! It was on the disc on the gramophone when the Wagner music was playing, during the bombing raid scene! ~☎ 10:53, Nov 24, 2009

Wow! I'm famous! where P = Puppy and R = Radio

No you're not.

Only the radio is famous~ Web surfer 12:34, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Experimental review

hey dog, congrats on Conservation week. Well deserved! And I had no idea you'd only been here for 4 months. I'd have guessed more like 4 years.

As for your Pee review, it was quite harsh but quite constructive. I've done a few of your minor changes over the past few days, but now I've recovered from the blunt shock of the review, I shall whip out the thesaurus and tighten the article up sometime over the next few days. Again, Congrats sir! ---Matfen815 16:35, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry about the bluntness. My intention with a review is to give as much feedback as possible, but I have a tendency to focus on what can make it better, so it does have a tendency to read as you did it wrong here. The truth is that there is no right or wrong way to write an article, and a review is opinion and nothing more. However if you throw an article up for VFH and you haven't gotten it as good as you can get it, you will be shot down and have a much blunter type of feedback. So think of it as a kind of harsh love. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] A great user can't log in

Please see this. If you (or any other computer geek who sees this) have any ideas, please post them there. Since Uncyclopedia changed its login page a few days ago, we have a very productive user who apparently isn't blocked but still can't log in.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:21, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Don't know. I've tried a couple of different browsers and different IPs and different platforms and I can't replicate the problem. I can't work out where the problem lies, so I can't think of a fix beyond what Sannse has already suggested. I'd suggest they try on a different computer at some stage as well, to see if it is related to the server/IP or related somehow to the User profile. (The latter is unlikely, but I honestly am scratching my head.) where P = Puppy and R = Radio

1. I hear they make a shampoo for that.
2. I have experienced this briefly but I'm not able to reproduce anything so I really don't have anything helpful to say.
3. Puppy, are you ever on IRC? If not, that's okay, but I'd appreciate a moment to chat with you privately. Like, if 1 means I couldn't care less and 10 means I desperately need to speak with you every second of the day, about a 3. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:10, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

The user got a little help from a friend, and was able to sign on today. Or yesterday, if today is still tomorrow where you're at.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  07:20, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

I'm never on IRC. I live in a different time zone from most of the users on here so when I'm here they're elsewhere. I also like being open about what I do here, so having conversations in the open appeals to me. However you can get me on Special:Emailuser/PuppyOnTheRadio or alternatively [[1]] where P = Puppy and R = Radio

I noticed. Did they managed to resolve where the issue arose? where P = Puppy and R = Radio

...I was going to say something here but that last comment of yours just leaves me completely dumbfounded. I'll start a new header later. You just wait and see. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:08, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sing for me

Go on grandad, sing.    Orian57    Talk   16:57 26 November 2009

La la la la la la la la (and now for the Rhianna moment) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

Oh well, you are austraillian, when have they ever sung anything? Also hows this place getting on without me???    Orian57    Talk   22:32 26 November 2009

Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me... Sorry, have you been gone? I hand't noticed. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

You're just saying that to hurt my feelings. :(    Orian57    Talk   13:48 27 November 2009

have you come back now? where P = Puppy and R = Radio

No. You?    Orian57    Talk   23:24 1 December 2009

[edit] Godly Pee Review of Intelligent Design

I Pee Reviewed Intelligent Math based on version 4220821 of 03:36, November 15, 2009. I hope this helps!     Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:33, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Also I know you made a cool template for this, but I don't remember where it is.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:33, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Are you kidding? I've saved it as a favourite. Just click on Bookmarks -> links -> PEEd. It's right there at the top of the screen! where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] Would you please

pee on my farticle? Necropaxx threw a 24-hour deadline template 48 hours ago then he vanished. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 18:57, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

I thought I had! I'll see what I can do but lack of PEEing time at the moment. Real life... blah blah... you know... where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] Sobriety is so over rated

I have now been sober for excess of two months due to doctors orders. I have a work christmas party in a fortnight that I have to be at but not going to handle sober. So tonight I DECIDED to avoid caps and start drinking again. Sobriety is now an extremely dim memory. So is everything else. Wheeee! where P = Puppy and R = Radio Wow, I can still sign!

[edit] Sup yo

Hot diggity, boy! You caught that fish so good that Necropaxx is gonna thank you! "Thank you." ~ Necropaxx

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Sunday, 05:48, Nov 29 2009

[edit] Thanks!

Avast! We at The Pirate Bay thank you for your support of our operations! If ever you find yourself in Sweden, drop by the Bay and enjoy our hospitality.

--Andorin Kato 07:33, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] It's a mermaid!

Please say hi to your new great-niece Little Mermaid!     Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:55, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Ahem

    Father WHY??? (confessions)  05:17, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

I'm known for my subtlety where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] The Aristocrats!

Should your translator article be in the best bad taste article section instead of the aristocrats section? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 18:46, Dec 1 2009

Already have an article in best bad taste article section. The second one has been designed to offend as many people as possible. The translator is a short joke which will offend very few people. I don't expect to win as it's not likely to be the best in category, but I wrote the article for an unrelated purpose and then thought it might be aristocrat worthy. Especially if there are no other real contenders. (In other words, it's the gauntlet that I've thrown down hoping that somebody outdoes me.) where P = Puppy and R = Radio

I was just wondering the same thing. That piece doesn't seem to be related to the category - unless I'm missing something? ~ 12:46, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

I'll add my voice to the chorus.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:40, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

I'll just add a helpful link for those uninformed out there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:04, 2 December 2009

Hey, I didn't expect it to be a winner. (Everyone's a bloody critic.) where P = Puppy and R = Radio

No, no. Everybody's just referring to the fact that an article entered in that category is expected to involve Aristocrats, in some however remote way. Just adding the words "THE ARISTOCRATS!" at the end of your translated text would already be sufficient, and quite funny too, in my opinion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:55, 3 December 2009

Hmmm... I've removed it from the running at the moment but I'm working on a way to m,ake it have a more snuggly fit. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness

Because you voted for the article featured 1 Dec. 2009, many, many more people will now know HowTo:Be Homeless in America. Look for them coming to your house to thank you!

    Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:30, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Pee Review template

You know much more about code than I do, but I noticed that the template used in your Pee Review here doesn't move a reviewed article to the Reviewed area. It still shows up as needing to be reviewed, so you might want to fix the template. As I'm now a Steel Kidney, this is official notice and stuff. Gosh, what power I have now! Bwah ha ha!     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:51, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Damn! First thing on my list of things to do. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

Temporary fix in place. I'll get to work on the template embedded fix later (ie before I use it again.) where P = Puppy and R = Radio

Well done, thou good and faithful Puppy.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:23, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Carebears

I responded & stuff. I'd like to help out with the article if I can and maybe we can get <insert name here> involved too!  ~  Happytimes are here!  (talk) (stalk)   06:37, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Well, gee, I'll think about it. -- <insert name here> 20:09, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

I'm fairly surprised <insert name here> is interested in that kind of stuff. -- Mu  st 06:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Well, it will be our little secret. -- <insert name here> 06:37, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

humph.    Orian57    Talk   12:51 3 December 2009

Oh come on <insert name here>, you haven't even begun to edit it yet & I've already gone and added a couple of pictures! I'm winning!  ~  Happytimes are here!  (talk) (stalk)   03:34, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

Real life and stuff! where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] Did I break Wikia?

Anyway, I'm pleased to note you have lately expressed some of the feelings I have been repressing. Keep expressing them for both of us and I can keep mine repressed. If you like. -- Mu  st 06:04, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. I don't quite know how else to respond. Of course, not knowing what I should say has never stopped me from talking in the past. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] It takes a village to raise an idiot

What I wanted to ask you was this: Is there any particular reason you asked Invincibleflamegruemaster to review that one article about the radio and stuff? Because I'm not seeing anything special about it.

Also, I've asked him to do a reskin for Christmas since Christmas cheer seems to be his thing. I've never done a reskin, though. Do you have anything useful to say? I'm not expecting a complete overhaul of the main page like your Microsoft reskin but any pointers would be welcome. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:15, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

As for reskins I can't really give any "advice". My way of doing these type of things is to have an image in my head of what I want to acheive, and then do whatever it takes to get there. I do keep my coding as neat as possible so I can jump back through what I've done and say to myself there's an issue with this bit, so I need to edit this section.

As for that article, the next step was to compare it to the review done by Why? Nothing more. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

Why? never reviewed that article. You, sir, are clearly hallucinating. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:45, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

What? didn't Why? review? WHY??? 03:03, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Was it chief then? There was a revew, I'm sure of it. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

Review of what? What did I not do?     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:07, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Why's on first. Who's on second. Tricia Bellrose radio thing by Orian. where P = Puppy and R = Radio

[edit] Ha! ILYATDBBBTASFG!

Ha ha ha ha! I love your Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball's Best Bad Taste Article, "Search for God."  ~  Happytimes are here!  (talk) (stalk)   03:42, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] File:Buffy maneuver.gif

Hello, and may the holiday season find you in a Santa suit, drunk on the Vegas strip. On my talk page, where you left the mulilated and fun space on the top left, can you please pop in the image , if the size is adjusted it may fit fine, the larger the better. Seriously, I wish I knew code half as much as you and some other editors do. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 19:18, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Cheers!