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“Do I know you?”
“Take this all of you and eat it, this is my body. LOL!”
“I'm getted quoted”.
“NOT THIS TIME MR. JONES”
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I am not the goodliest wif de english and sometimes i start talking dans le francais, but anywho I may be your friend but not your sister or your
violently passionate lover.
THIS TEXT IS INSIDE A DOTTED BOX! FUCK! RUN!
Sir i have caught the killer but is he really the killer or just a guy with a knife that is covered in red stuff that could be blood but if you really think about it, it could just be ketchup or water with red food colouring it it. What ever it is it is red and salty... No! I haven't tasted it,
what am I? retarded? just because I am retarded, it doesn't mean I'm crazy!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I stepped over the line, I must cut off my own hand with the blunt side of a screwdriver.
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Bat Fuck Insane DETAILS - SECTION: How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF
SO MANY I CAN BARELY COUNT THEM! EPIC FAIL!