User:Pull apart

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Kittenhuffing

This user (probably) huffs kittens.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable octopus. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and gives at the octopus.





“Do I know you?”
~ God on me
“Take this all of you and eat it, this is my body. LOL!”
~ Jesus on some random shit
“I'm getted quoted”
~ Captain Obvious on Captain Obvious being quoted that he said he is being quoted
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“NOT THIS TIME MR. JONES”
~ The bad guy from Indiana Jones




edit Background on who I am

I am not the goodliest wif de english and sometimes i start talking dans le francais, but anywho I may be your friend but not your sister or your
violently passionate lover.


Honey, I think you have had enough to drink, your face is already getting blurred.
Honey, I think you have had enough to drink, your face is already getting blurred.
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OMFG I'M SO STAND I CAN BARELY DRUNK
OMFG I'M SO STAND I CAN BARELY DRUNK
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                 THIS TEXT IS INSIDE A DOTTED BOX! FUCK! RUN!  

Sir i have caught the killer but is he really the killer or just a guy with a knife that is covered in red stuff that could be blood but if you really think about it, it could just be ketchup or water with red food colouring it it. What ever it is it is red and salty... No! I haven't tasted it, what am I? retarded? just because I am retarded, it doesn't mean I'm crazy!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I stepped over the line, I must cut off my own hand with the blunt side of a screwdriver.


edit Articles I have written

How to slowly become less random


edit Articles I have conrtibuted to


Bat Fuck Insane DETAILS - SECTION: How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF


SO MANY I CAN BARELY COUNT THEM! EPIC FAIL!

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