Writer of the Month October 2012
Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ
And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.
Winner in September 2011
Uncyclopedian of the Month March 2011
Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010
They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos. (Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.
In Latin they would be Dexter.
In addition to about of 230 articles on Polish Nonsensopedia, I contributed those articles on THIS Uncyclopedia: