User:Ptok-Bentoniczny

Featured Article: Battle of Grunwald This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Knight Commander of the Order

Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template. Winner in September 2011

Uncyclopedian of the Month March 2011

Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010

	Article Whisperer Winner
This person is a Grand Prize winner of the 1st Article Whisperer Competition (2010), which they won for their article: Battle of Grunwald

This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

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Uncyclopedia:Babel

pl-N This user is a native speaker of Polish.

us-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English.

cs-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Czech.

ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

se-4 This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level.

enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.

eo-G This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.

es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

de-G This user does not speak Deutsch and furthermore believes Deutsch to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Deutsch.

17-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 1337 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.

This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than him.

This user follows the wise teachings of Orko the Great. W.W.O.D.?

This user created Battle of Grunwald, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us! (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

∞ This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.

This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.

LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

£££ This user is a libertarian, so stay away from his or her wallet, hippie!

My sandbox

In addition to about of 230 articles on Polish Nonsensopedia, I contributed those articles on THIS Uncyclopedia: