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E-mail address: firstname.lastname@example.org
First Name: Psycho
Last Name: Cowboy
Country: The Internet
State/Territory: Google Chrome
Postal Code: My IP address, which changes every day thanks to my anonymising software
Gender: Did you mean sex?
Birth Year: This account was born in 2010.
Enter the characters you see: Robyn Rihanna Fenty, Samantha Stosur, Julia Gillard
About me: I'm a Psycho Cowboy hiding out in Mexico as Carlos Slim's main entertainer. I first met my wife on World of Warcraft and her name is Psycho Cowgirl. We will appear in Toy Story pi, the sequel to Toy Story 3.
Until then, we'll have to leave you in the lurch with a few pints of lagger.
I am also an International Master at chess, having gained all three of my IM norms using the James Bond Defence at the Zonal.
White: 1.f3, 2.g3, 3.Kf2 and 4.Kg2. Fianchettoing the king is a necessary precursor to the James Bond Defence.
Black: The Hippopotamus only. It's a good way to lie low on the grass.
My wife's opening repertoire is the Hippo as White and 1...f6, 2...g6, 3...Kf7 and 4...Kg7 with Black. With these openings, it doesn't really matter if you're Black or White. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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