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"KELA!!!" - Unknown person.
"Assam - the land of opportunities." - Sheikh Mujibur Rahman, The First Emperor of Bangladesh
"Please save our Queen. After all, we served Assam tea in Boston tea party" - Sir Winston Churchill, Requesting USA to save their Queen from the German imperialists.
"Assam goes (sob, sob) my heart goes with it. Maybe the Chinese will spare us now" - Jawaharlal Nehru, on Chinese army's rapid advance during 1962 India-China war.
Assam is a colony of Bangladesh. It was gifted to Bangladesh by India in 1971 as token of friendship after all the Bangladeshis were raped by Pakistani so that Bangladeshis may derive at least some consolation by raping the Assamese people.