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I am temporarily away, as I have entered the Hannibal II in an upcoming NASCAR race and there are a few things Max and I have to "take care of". Please determine which of the following categories describes your correspondence, then correspond categorically.
- If you are reporting a Great Leslie sighting or providing information about a new dastardly invention, please visit our website pushthebuttonmax.org and click the Contact Us icon. DO IT NOW!
- For other questions and comments, click the discussion tab above, then type your message in the edit box. No, at the bottom, you idiot!
- Hardly a day goes by that we are not asked to explain the chicken joke. A "fryer" is a chicken sold in the market for frying. You see, it sounds like "friar"...it's a homonym...no, that's not a homo joke...it's a PUN...you know...a play on........oh gawd...
In order to appreciate the Professor's villainous yet acerbic sense of humor, it is a good idea to consult the articles below. A very good idea. That is NOT a request.
edit Miscreant miscreations
edit Significant sabotage of...
edit Inconsequential contributions (evil) to...
edit Dastardly drive-bys
“Viagra is splendiferous
I give some to my phallus
Before I go Cialis ”