User:Procopius

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Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month October 2006 Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2006

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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[edit] I accept full blame for these articles:

Two! Two monks! Ah ah ah.

[edit] As well as these UnNews stories:

Diogenes is happy to see people feature UnNews. Seriously. He doesn't look like it, but he's jumping for joy on the inside.
UnNews:John Mark Karr confesses to Lindbergh baby kidnapping

[edit] I accept 99.9 percent of the blame for:

[edit] I accept 75 percent of the blame for:

[edit] I accept blame for the top half of:

[edit] I made inconsequential changes to:

[edit] I urge you to read:

Arr, get ye to the Blackbeard Catering Company fer lifelong memories!
Strive to increase the double entendres for Glorious Chairwoman Mae Zedong!

[edit] Awards that keep me going through the chill, lonely night

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