User:Procopius

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Writer of the month Writer of the Month October 2006 Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2006

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edit I accept full blame for these articles:

Raban-Maur

Two! Two monks! Ah ah ah.

edit As well as these UnNews stories:

Diogenes

Diogenes is happy to see people feature UnNews. Seriously. He doesn't look like it, but he's jumping for joy on the inside.

UnNews:John Mark Karr confesses to Lindbergh baby kidnapping

edit I accept 99.9 percent of the blame for:

edit I accept 75 percent of the blame for:

edit I accept blame for the top half of:

edit I made inconsequential changes to:

edit I urge you to read:

Catering1

Arr, get ye to the Blackbeard Catering Company fer lifelong memories!

Maezedong

Strive to increase the double entendres for Glorious Chairwoman Mae Zedong!

edit Awards that keep me going through the chill, lonely night

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