User:Prettiestpretty

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“The first appearance of the name of the article in the article is always in bold God Damn It!”

~ Prettiestpretty on The Importance of Being Pretty

Dear Friends,

After some serious soul searching I have decided that I am officially retiring from Uncyclopedia. Its been a great ride. But sometimes I forget that the lark that this started out as me has turned into some serious business for some community members. I've also discovered that I have a good head for humor and satire, and after trying out my wings have discovered that I can make some serious money doing contract writing for clients and publications like what I did here for free. Seeing that I have a house to take care of, a full time job and "chillins" that need their mother, and a husband who still is the biggest baby of them all -AND- now a paying side job in the satire writing business, its time to draw my time on Uncyclopedia to an end.

If you need me, just click your heels three times and send me an email and we can catch up. Don't leave messages here as I don't plan to stop in and look. Mhaille knows where to find me. I may stop by from time to time, but I won't be contributing. I wish you all the very best of luck.

Hugs always, and until we meet again,

Penny, aka Prettiestpretty

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Foolitzer Prize Winner January 2008

Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio just loves the writings of Prettiestpretty because "of their good taste, non-controversial topics and how they eschew obfuscation."

My mother, taken during the 1958 Shaker Heights PTA Follies in which she recited "The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck" ("his feet were filled with blisters"). Even though she won rave reviews for that performance, and for her recurring, and most challenging role as the room mother for Mrs. Smiley's first grade class in room 4, she eventually returned to Burlesque - it was the only thing that Mother truly loved.

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