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Look, Wyvern's just 'dis guy, you know? He's got got an account on Uncyclopedia, which is reasonably cool, but he's a total n00b.
You tell him that on some MMORPG and you'd better prepare to get P0wned big time.
Not by him.
By all the competent people that he'll bitch about you to so much that they decide to massacre your ass just to get him to shut up.
,and is proud of it.
Wyvern would have loved to have won the N00b of the month contest, but:
- he was smothered by the user who actually won that month, (who is about to get this award now, too.) and
- he joined at the end of the of the month, anyway.
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Wyvern is one of those people who would like to be a Wikipedia editor, except that he's smart enough to realize that on the inside, Wikipedia is just a bunch of elitist admins having a cabal with each other. (Which he is convinced must mean something dirty) Also, he's more of an author than an editor, and Wikipedia is mercilessly cruel to anyone with any sort of actual writing talent. It's all edit, edit, edit.
Wyvern enjoys making userpages that refer to the author in the third person and involve voluminious amounts of self-depricating humor. This page ought to grow over time as Wyvern becomes more involved in creating pages.
So will Wyvern.
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| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia|
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
| This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.|
|typo-G||This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.|
edit page-load of lesser boxes
|MS-3||This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.|
|bu-1||This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.|
And is a suspect of terrorism
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